replying on One liners for the ladies by INTRANSIT
21 Oct 2002, 5:59 AM
I can think of a few things you could do with them.
replying on One liners for the ladies by INTRANSIT
21 Oct 2002, 5:58 AM
I knew someone was going to say that about the middle stanza. Just because it has the words 'our kids' in it. You wouldn't think it was so special if it said 'our ethnic minorities' instead, would you? You filthy racist! I hate you! I HATE YOU!
on Ted and Fred by worldsofwar
21 Oct 2002, 5:51 AM
Excellent use of 'Fred' to rhyme with 'Ted'!!!111
replying on Why Did God Do This To Me? by TripleHGurl
20 Oct 2002, 3:28 PM
So... you know it's impossible for God to do something He shouldn't have, but you still claim that God shouldn't have taken your father, and that God did take your father? Nice one!!
The reason God did not take my father is because I have no father. Indeede, I have no mother. I was woven on a Loom.
The reason God did not take my father is because I have no father. Indeede, I have no mother. I was woven on a Loom.
on Death's Awaiting by The_Shadows_Smile
19 Oct 2002, 12:47 PM
"I hold it tight/Not wanting to let go". Oh, how beautifully that speaks of mine own experiences. If only I hadn't eaten those accursed prunes!
on health cards by slipping
19 Oct 2002, 12:45 PM
too long, didn't read
on The generosity of others. by darby pyn
19 Oct 2002, 12:44 PM
This isn't about generosity. Write another poeme saying how important it is to be generous.
replying on Why Did God Do This To Me? by TripleHGurl
19 Oct 2002, 12:28 PM
Also, would you really do anything? Would you, for example, sell your soul? Because that can be arranged...
replying on Why Did God Do This To Me? by TripleHGurl
19 Oct 2002, 12:26 PM
Do you see what you've done there? You've CLEVERLY ESCAPED HAVING TO THINK OF A MEANINGFUL REPLY BY APPEALING TO PITY. Looks like it worked! I'm so overcome with emotion that I can hardly remember what we were talking about! See ya!!
replying on Darkness by The_Shadows_Smile
19 Oct 2002, 5:42 AM
Ok!! Sure thing The_Shadows_Smile! You really figured me out this time!! The only possible reason I could for not liking your poetry is that I am too wrapped up in my own mediocre poetry!! Because you clearly have real talent! And anyone who doesn't like it must have a psychological problem, which you, as a qualified psychology expert, have generously identified for me!! Thanks!! I'll remember in future that if I don't like something, it must be because I am self-obsessed, and not because it's a monumental travesty of goth BS!!! Bye!!!1
replying on Why Did God Do This To Me? by TripleHGurl
17 Oct 2002, 5:08 PM
Are you telling me that you sought out and registered an account at a website, the express purpose of which is to provide a forum for any loser who considers themself a 'poete', and you genuinely believe that not one of those people will have suffered personal misfortune equal to yours? Everyone at poemeranker has lost someone they love, or been raped up the bum by an uncle, and that's the sole motherfucking reason they're here, to whine on incessantly about it. Except me. My only problem is this terrible flatulence. WHY DID GOD DO THIS TO ME????????///
replying on Why Did God Do This To Me? by TripleHGurl
17 Oct 2002, 3:21 PM
I would also like to remind you that it is, ex hypothesi, impossible for God to do something He shouldn't have.
replying on Why Did God Do This To Me? by TripleHGurl
17 Oct 2002, 3:19 PM
Why don't you tell me in painstaking detail exactly what happened? I'm dying to know!!!
replying on Why Did God Do This To Me? by TripleHGurl
17 Oct 2002, 2:56 PM
That's right!! God isn't omnipatient!!!
on Two Towers by Tascobar
14 Oct 2002, 11:09 AM
This poeme is good, but I would change the title to "WTF?!?!"
replying on Two Towers by Tascobar
14 Oct 2002, 11:08 AM
yoda's aprentice, stick around. You know how much I value your opinion, and tonight I post my Magnum Anus...
on A Little Life by Tom Colebrooke
14 Oct 2002, 10:32 AM
Because it's a motherfucking bumblebee, that's why. What the hell is wrong with you?
replying on One Country by poetandknowit
14 Oct 2002, 10:30 AM
You are the lowest kind of tart.
Alternatively, you could put all existing copies of your 'one liners' in an receptacle and set them on fire. Then you could set yourself on fire. Then no-one would have to read them again.