Re: Cancer Haikus by poetandknowit	31-Aug-02/7:17 AM
Not a person of profession "embalmer", the band Embalmer. Hence the non-pluralisation of "Embalmer". I doubt many actual embalmers write about lingering, painful deaths.
Re: Fallen Leaves From a Tree by kristenk69lover	31-Aug-02/7:21 AM
A ha haha. A ha ha hahahahahaha. Oh, kristenk69lover, does the moon not rise with a sad face? Do birds not fly in olde disgrace? Of course not. I suggest you take THAT into consideration the next you dare to comment on my poemes.
Re: Passion's Flashes by RaychelW	31-Aug-02/7:23 AM
Pfff. What a waste. You had a perfectly good poem about lightning, and you had to ruin it by turning it into a metaphor for love.
Re: AIDS in a van by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	31-Aug-02/7:24 AM
Actually, Ming, I know people who have AIDS. I'll thank you not to speak so lightly of such a serious disease. You are a disgrace to this site, a digrace to the human race, and a disgrace to yourself. But most of all, you are a disgrace...to America. USA! USA!
regarding some deleted poem...	31-Aug-02/7:25 AM
poeteandknowit: I don't know why this is coming up as often as hunt and fuck fuck fuck. Just be glad that the barrage of hunt and peck is being diluted.
Re: The green mile by Ming T. Merciless	31-Aug-02/7:29 AM
You, my ladd, could stand to learn something from Settle. Not only was his childish poetry more finely formed than yours, but he was able to respond to absurd personal attacks with sneering rage, as opposed to the weak, you-too retaliation of Ming T... See me after class.
regarding some deleted poem...	31-Aug-02/7:34 AM
Goodness me, babbit11. It seems you have been crowned King of the Best Poemes Section, occupying as you do all three 'top spots'. Perhaps you and I should have some sort of Battle Royale to settle the score between goode and naughty once and for all. Will you duel, or are you a coward?!
Re: Prologue-Epilogue: A Self-Indulgent Peice of Tripe by Shin-Bojangles	31-Aug-02/11:19 AM
Guys, guys! Look at us! Squabbling! Bickering! Like children! What's happening to us? We never used to be like this!
Re: 9/11 by TheDevil	31-Aug-02/3:42 PM
HA HA HA ha ha....oh... Both of you are full of shit. You're having an earnest, heated argument about whose country is more naughty over the internet with someone you've never met. If you're going to argue in public at least have the decency to insult each other instead of meaninglessly attacking each other's country. poetandknowit: Clearly, Shin-Bojangles is not trying to write serious poetry. The rest of your argument is just groundless speculation that his prose is crap. razorgrin, stop defending your fucking boyfriend. If he's really here to take the piss out of pompous poetes then let's see him do it himself. And so sayeth I.
Re: Billy Bytack Forces His Children To Sell Jesus by horus8	31-Aug-02/4:51 PM
Pull yourself together, man! Do you dare defile the priceless Ming shores of Poemeranker with introspection? This is a place for honour! For glory! For victory 'gainst the ogre of Sin! Don stirrups of inhuman strength and a stained tuxedo and take it like a man! For when you are olde, and your children's children ask you, "horus8, what did you do on poemeranker?", how will you reply? That you gained valuable insight into your life? That you conquered inner demons and came away refreshed? No! You will triumphantly shout that you Logged On Stoned! That you posted up to three times as many poemes as any other poete! And those grandchildren will look up at you, tears forming in their useless eyes, and in that moment, you will be a man, my son. Ho!!!
Re: Billy Bytack Forces His Children To Sell Jesus by horus8	31-Aug-02/5:10 PM
BS.
regarding some deleted poem...	31-Aug-02/5:20 PM
What you know is indeed very little indeede. For what you know, from what I can gather, was told you to by someone who knows only what someone who also knows very little told him. Moreover, that person was also me, and was deliberately misleading the person who told you what you think you know. And what's more, Sir, you are drunk. And a knave.
regarding some deleted poem...	31-Aug-02/5:52 PM
Have you been consorting with Settle, you insolent fiend? Why? And how?
regarding some deleted poem...	31-Aug-02/6:03 PM
I don't believe any girl knows the things you claim to know. By the way, did you know there's a video of you reading poetry on the web? http://users.1st.net/305blender/simpsons/Buttniks.rar (you're the first guy on stage I think)
Re: Here by anagram	31-Aug-02/6:18 PM
I can see why your local newspaper printed this. This is identical to the stuff in my local newspaper. I think I'll post some of that quality poetry for all to enjoy...
Re: Variance of the tapeworm by horus8	31-Aug-02/6:40 PM
Don't you think you're getting too old for this sort of silly nonsense, "Jeremi"?
Re: 9/11 by TheDevil	31-Aug-02/6:51 PM
BS. The point where you tried to change your tune was palpable.
Re: Here by anagram	31-Aug-02/6:54 PM
Don't flatter yourself. Vitriol is still vitriol even when it's being orally applied to a firm buttcheek.
Re: 9/11 by TheDevil	31-Aug-02/7:00 PM
Fuck yeah. You've got it sussed though, right anagram? Footie and Queen. And pub quizzes. Or maybe it's the proud, sentimental, concerned, people who you share your existence with. Who knows? I'm up at 3am. I'm special. You must be special as well.
Re: 9/11 by TheDevil	31-Aug-02/7:14 PM
Alright, alright -- I can see when I've been bested by a superior wit lol!! I thought you were a bit of a fanny, anagram, but I can tell you're really a solid geezer. Cheers and see you down the pub! Weeeeyyy!!!