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Re: a comment on My addict by Heather Dee ALChemy 65.188.89.69 19-Sep-05/1:23 AM
Please don't tell me it was the old Andrew Jackson school. Sorry. Cheap shot. But did you know the North won. PA (where I'm from) is called the Kentucky of the north. I also hear NC is the South Carolina of the north.
Re: a comment on Leaving Song by wilco ALChemy 65.188.89.69 19-Sep-05/1:05 AM
I guess you have.
Re: a comment on Leaving Song by wilco ALChemy 65.188.89.69 19-Sep-05/1:04 AM
Wait a minute! You've seen wilco's dick?
Re: a comment on Seekers by Dovina ALChemy 65.188.89.69 19-Sep-05/12:57 AM
Actually I just like talking about beavers. Makes me think of pussies. The Kitty cat kind you perves. They both make a really tasty hair pie.
Re: a comment on Seekers by Dovina ALChemy 65.188.89.69 19-Sep-05/12:51 AM
Certainly there's some sense of structural design in the dams. I'm just saying maybe George Carlin is right. Maybe our major purpose for being on earth is to make plastic. Because the earth couldn't do it on its own. Doesn't that still make us part of the natural process. Just a bunch of eager beavers cutting down trees, building dams, trying to control the earth.
Re: a comment on this has happened more than a few times by ay deee ay deee 24.255.87.123 18-Sep-05/10:09 PM
he must have lost interest, dude...
Re: a comment on loud clubbin by ay deee ay deee 24.255.87.123 18-Sep-05/10:07 PM
cutting a rug so thick: like dancing i'm dancing up such a storm that my legs disappear into the rug so i can't see my pants glad you enjoyed
Re: Castle in the Clouds by TLRufener electroman1979 207.200.116.65 18-Sep-05/1:13 PM
liked it. maybe someday i'll visit as well, heck, maybe even move there -8-
Re: a comment on Horus8 & The Werewolves Live... by horus8 horus8 24.130.62.63 18-Sep-05/12:45 PM
You're kidding! Sweet... I don't know, I've already written it, and can send you an electronic version, but I might change publishers, we'll see.
Re: a comment on Horus8 & The Werewolves Live... by horus8 horus8 24.130.62.63 18-Sep-05/12:43 PM
Reindeer?
Re: My Wish by Fire_is_cool leonxic 85.37.190.67 18-Sep-05/12:31 PM
You know, you can't just paste a bunch of cliches together and call it a poem. This should constitute as plagiarism. I'll give you a "1" because you spelled everything right.
Re: Dustin by Fire_is_cool leonxic 85.37.190.67 18-Sep-05/12:26 PM
Is this a joke? If it is, than it's pretty damn funny; if it's not... it's still pretty damn funny.
Re: Horus8 & The Werewolves Live... by horus8 leonxic 85.37.190.67 18-Sep-05/12:23 PM
How the fuck do you expect me to get to LA by 7:45? I'll give you a 10 for originality.
Re: a comment on Seekers by Dovina INTRANSIT 64.12.116.138 18-Sep-05/10:51 AM
Really? I thought they pre-selected trees to munch down that would spell -Crawl- when they were finished.
Re: Horus8 & The Werewolves Live... by horus8 INTRANSIT 64.12.116.67 18-Sep-05/10:46 AM
Bought your book! Went to freakin St Joseph MO to get it too. It was worth it to take the time to read instead of rushing through. My new fave? Wigging out! Love it when justice gets served up hot from mattress dancing! I laughed so hard I had to put the book down. When's the next one due?
Re: a comment on Rejuvenation by Dovina zodiac 213.186.185.161 18-Sep-05/1:40 AM
That's a moot argument and not about reality. For one, plenty of purposeful people living now are not reproducing. For two, if your answer to the previous sentence is humans (and their organs) came into existence for purposes of reproduction, please ask yourself if you believe organisms have a purpose besides the one they give themselves at any moment, who or what gave them that purpose then, and why you aren't in church this Sunday morning? To wit, reproduction isn't necessary to the continuation of the species for 99.9999% of human beings or flowers. How can you claim reproduction is still a purpose? To even more wit, it's all kind of backwards anyways: All existing species survived by reproduction, so you say that the purpose of existing species is survival by reproduction. If a species didn't reproduce or, consequently, survive, would you say that it failed at its purpose or that it excelled at a totally different purpose, like going extinct?
Re: a comment on Seekers by Dovina zodiac 213.186.185.161 18-Sep-05/1:32 AM
Surely beavers don't look for randomness or design in dams or much of anything else. Yes, if you asked a beaver what it thought about its dam, it'd probably rock back on its heels a bit and say something like 'Yep, looks good to me.' But if he did, you'd probably want to get your head checked.
Re: a comment on Seekers by Dovina zodiac 213.186.185.161 18-Sep-05/1:30 AM
1) Where does the siding in the poem come from. At least in the South, siding is an actual material made from wood or more commonly plastic, and not just "the side of something", as you seem to have it. 2) What distinction are you making between flat and plum in the comment above? (PS-Congratulations on bringing plum back into the mix! Good one!)
Re: a comment on Creation by Quarton zodiac 213.186.185.161 18-Sep-05/1:27 AM
Your comment about other universes spread over space and time makes me think this poem could stand a metaphor of jam spread over an old man's creased buttocks. Judging from the rest of the comments on this poem, everyone agrees. PS-I was considering only organic evolution, or the evolution of species by competition, natural selection, and so on. Apparently there's a whole other evolution, inorganic evolution, dealing with the creation of the physical universe, that I had no idea about. My unprepared response is going to be that considering human or organic evolution as part of the same process of inorganic evolution that resulted in the creation of galaxies and such from unorganized matter is kind of silly. If this ends with me having to go through the bother of a prepared response, I'm going to shoot myself.
Re: a comment on My addict by Heather Dee zodiac 213.186.185.161 18-Sep-05/1:11 AM
I grew up in Charlotte but went to a private school full of northern expatriates almost the whole time. I didn't learn about the word y'all until 10th grade, and then I thought it was cute. I actually STILL think the Civil War is over.


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