Avian homosexuality is TOTALLY OUT OF ORDER!!!!!!!

God may forgive you for this. As far as I am concerned you can fuck off.

It is better to have sex with an evil old goat than with a raving beauty I think (not sure, I am a virgin).

I prefer sex with God.

Incomprehensible. God forgive you. 2/10 and be blessed

But what about the LORD JESUS?

We all know that Blair is a TURD but this is ungrammatical and not very funny. God will punish Blair and Bush. He will smash them into tiny lumps of dogshit.

A very fine poem. I have been to Coventry and it is a god-forsaken lump of whining Midlands horseshit with no redeeming qualities. 10/10.

Tripe

"Be with me, my wife, and I shall have a universe of life." What more could I ask. The rest of the poem does drag on a bit though.

Delightful.

Hilariously bad.

Did I catch a slight hint of smugness there? I assume the poem's about you, kudos for being able to skate; I can't. Word of warning - this poem could easily be read to carry a much more sinister meaning, if the reader has a slightly deranged mind (like mine).

I dig the idea in here, but the rhythm was torturous for me. In my view, rhymes should be used to help the rhythm, not the other way round.

I love a) the title b) the rhymes c) lines 3, 4, 5, 6 and the final two d) most of the content. Don't turn it into a haiku, haikus suck most of the time whereas I personally love a good old-fashioned form :-) I do think Dovina has a point - probably because there is so much abstractness in here (universe, 'let it happen', everything etc.). If you could build in a few more solid images to give me something tactile, I would love this more :-)

Angst you very much for posting your personal problems. We do love to read about that.

I can sniff it from here.

Abysmal

Terrible.

Awful