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The Christian Submariner (Ode) by Sing4Jesus!
The deep blue ocean has called him away. to a home underneath the sea far away from his loved ones a submarine is where he will be. He joined the Navy after leaving school cos his love for country was in his heart saying goodbye to friends and family for naval training he did righteously depart. Now he is a proud and dedicated sailor who will always put his country first apart from his love for Jesus Christ as for our Lord he hungers and hugely thirsts. He sails around all the world's Islands he will be out at sea for several years friends and family will surely miss him so saying goodbye brings them oh so many tears He will spend many many months out at sea training and diving under the ocean waiting for those loving letters from home always praying to Jesus, welling up with godly emotion. How can we tell him in our kindly words how proud we are of you in our hearts even on our knees in front of Jesus's Cross we aren’t surprised when a teardrop starts. With the good Lords kindness and willingness we shall all see each other once again but if the Lord does call me home in the meantime I will be waiting for you in Heaven then. Every day that you are away from us we shall worship Jesus and have sing-alongs shouting Hallelujah out to the Lord and keep praising Him with our righteous songs.

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Arithmetic Mean: 2.0
Weighted score: 2.007418
Overall Rank: 13636
Posted: August 23, 2006 9:32 AM PDT; Last modified: August 23, 2006 9:32 AM PDT
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[0] Edna Sweetlove @ | 23-Aug-06/3:28 PM | Reply
Fucking hilarious! Give it a 0/10 for talent, 10/10 for satire. The problem is: which? For the moment 5/10 and I'll make my mind up later.
[0] Edna Sweetlove @ > Edna Sweetlove | 24-Aug-06/4:16 PM | Reply
I've revised my thinking: 0/10
[0] Engelbert Humpalot @ | 4-Sep-06/10:04 AM | Reply
[0] rabbi sammy schtupp @ | 23-Oct-10/6:46 AM | Reply
Fucking awful.
[0] wDaphnew @ | 23-Aug-12/1:17 PM | Reply
Very funny. 0/10.
[0] Big Cock Charlie @ | 8-Feb-21/8:51 AM | Reply
Ghastly drivel.
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