Shuushin
on The Ballad of Fraser Allonby Q.C., Barrister-At-Law by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
14 May 2004, 8:46 AM
Hello Fraser! Welcome to Poemranker! Thanks for posting such a great poem! A/S/L?
fair12
on The Ballad of Fraser Allonby Q.C., Barrister-At-Law by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
14 May 2004, 9:49 AM
that was great! thoroughly enjoyable.. I dub thee with a 9
Stephen Robins
on The Plea of the Beneathednessified (New poetry scheme!) by Enkidu
14 May 2004, 9:58 AM
"Speak now as a man no dog or angel" may benefit from punctuation.
Aside from that this poem is a blender full of turds.
Okay. I'm bored with you now.
Love it, even though any meaning is lost on me. Have a 10.
This is profiling. And profiling is wrong.
Wow. Almost deep and meaningful. But not quite. 7
Oh my God. You said bum. You're a bad person and you're going to hell for that.
Where's Saturday and Sunday?
lost in the mind of Bob?
sliver
on The Ballad of Fraser Allonby Q.C., Barrister-At-Law by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
14 May 2004, 11:39 AM
I actually liked reading this one, Somebody shoot me!
What about the gay snakes? you left out the gay snakes!
beneathednessified makes me think of a cross between George Bush on a saturday night after seven beers, and e.e. cummings on a very bad day
What in the name of......
I suppose this fits into the category of bad ascii art. I'm not sure though.
No matter how I read this, sideways, diagonally, top to bottom, bottom to top, circularly, or after after a few shots of smirnov, this still doesen't make much more sense than the pimple on my bum.
Maybe a few BableFish iterations will improve it.
How touching. It makes me want to cry tears of suffocation at the rhyme heart/apart. Then I'll die.
one day we will meet again best friends me and you would be better off with two commas as you can see lack of punctuation makes one sound either like a non-anglophone frenchman reading the King James Bible or like a a somnambulant George Bush.
Here's a -4- to take the pain away
I'm not sure where from but the word plagiarism rings a bell; for something which is more serious than a made up poem.
Painful and hell only rhyme when Dante is turning over in his grave to the tune of Robert Pinsky's consonantal clip-clop crap.
Now, about the poem. Wait, it's not a poem.
If I have to read the words
life and knife just one more time
Then I'll go into convulsions
More than at this very rhyme
Hello this is captain kerk fuck off?
I had such high hopes....
Do you have a speech problem? Did you suffer a stroke in early childhood while watching Star Trek the next Generation that permanantly damaged the left half of your brain?
This went completely over my head.
Here's a nine because I could never picture a snake with breasts, no matter how hard I tried - until now. Thank you.