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Re: Phone Support: To Lee by http://mulberryfairy 11-Jul-03/8:49 PM
One of the best poems I've read, today. 10! Funny & dramtic and that's not always easy to do. Welcome to poemranker, now I must go pray to penis for rent, Adieu.
regarding some deleted poem... 15-Jul-03/6:47 PM
You don't have enough talent to piss me off, but I have enough popcorn to watch you try. Asl?
regarding some deleted poem... 15-Jul-03/6:57 PM
Say what I mean? Here, let me slow it down for you.

1. You're not funny
2. You are horribly ugly & fat & pock marked
3. I believe you can't be trusted
4. Because you're a nigger jew
5. Drugs or not I think I'm speaking quite clearly
6. Here, watch this
7. Your writing is weak and boring and I can't get into it because, I believe people that have ass fetishes and like fucking kids and animals because thay feel guilty about their parent's money or their 'no one understand's my genius groping' to be boring and only sub moderately amusing on 'b' list holidays.
8. In a nutshell, I would appreciate your attempts at belittling me in the future, or the ones from our past even, if they were more intelligent and less self absorbed.
9. Thank you, shut the door on the way out please Stephanie.
Re: 1 by Crakyamuni 15-Jul-03/7:07 PM
Amen
Re: rainday by Bill Z Bub 15-Jul-03/7:10 PM
A dandy.
regarding some deleted poem... 15-Jul-03/7:12 PM
Typo, line two.

"Thank you".

Otherwise an 8.

Re: S c r e a m by Kitch 15-Jul-03/7:14 PM
Must... Release...Sperm... Must... ma..
Re: Prison Dinner 'Lady' by scitz 15-Jul-03/8:31 PM
Yes!
Re: The War and Dance of The Undertaker by OnTheOtherHand 15-Jul-03/8:34 PM
"While Time and Death were did a slow waltz with you" What the fuck does that mean?
regarding some deleted poem... 17-Jul-03/10:09 AM
A few typos here and there.
Re: Paean by Terence 17-Jul-03/10:25 AM
See, to me, this has all been down to death. Does that mean it's not good or worth it's meaning to you? No. So here.
Re: My Angel of Darkness by goddessbyfire 21-Jul-03/7:26 PM
poop.
Re: A comment for Me (Aj) from a hottie by ChunkyHunkyMonkey 21-Jul-03/7:55 PM
poop.
Re: The Muse by StuntHornist 21-Jul-03/7:59 PM
A double scoop of poop with cocca sprinkles.
Re: A Student in Descent by EAger to Offend 23-Jul-03/6:06 PM
Jim was not overated, Paris was.
Re: Jaded by Caducus 25-Jul-03/11:40 AM
I dated a girl named Azure once, she was splendid.
Re: The Bearded Men by walrus8 25-Jul-03/11:41 AM
Aint that the truth.
Re: Ode to a Fox Cub by http://mulberryfairy 25-Jul-03/11:44 AM
I'm not one to preach, but I assure you this is a third too long. A great story, a touch fat.
Re: Departing Suburbia by Caducus 25-Jul-03/12:21 PM
Seven lines up from the bottom is missing a word "be".
Re: The man by highnightmaregurl 25-Jul-03/1:23 PM
He-pan (Free cookware) by ahighgurl


Master's of the Tuniverse
Follow He-pan,
He knows the way,
Hes got your eggs.
It's He-panned out,
Day by day.
You may not like em,
There's no yolk.
It's right for toast,
Or rump roast.
Follow He-pan,
He snaps the training bra,
He'll get you boobs up,
Even if you don't nipple mouth
Your prayer.
Don't shed a tupperware,
He's air.
Ready to take your pussy hair.
An floss
He is the He-pan,
Follow him,
He has the secret knock
to get to Skilletor.


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