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20 most recent comments by Bachus (461-480) and replies

Re: a comment on Full another terrific love ballad by John K.Y. by Bachus 18-Jun-03/3:38 PM
I am very handsome, and have no needs but what the pretty lasses give me. I sir, only molest fruit mostly berries and nuts, but being a dandy in the court of various rulers, I do find myself often being fiddled by the rich and dowried. try again though! Can you say nineteen year old models named Hortencia or Grisel (mixed with the occasional priest or gay Jew). No! I suppose you couldn't get your mouth around that could you? Being so busy with your ahh, lyrics and so on. If you could call them that, that is. Your entire collection of poetry though Corky, could be compressed done to a phrase.

"See my festering ingrown hair, that's not quite ready to pop?"

I almost feel for you, but not quite.
Re: a comment on Full another terrific love ballad by John K.Y. by Bachus 18-Jun-03/3:26 PM
hello? mayday? this is cockmaster to Corky. Corky are you out there? Did you notice I changed "stomach" to "cantine" on this edit? get it? full, empty, stomach, cantine, broken ass? All in a days work (actually about 5 minutes, but who cares).
Re: a comment on Full another terrific love ballad by John K.Y. by Bachus 18-Jun-03/3:20 PM
You know, the more you play my cat n mouse game, Corky. the more I win, because I wrote my 'poeme' to piss you off, and it did better then planned. Making me very happy. Ironically, even without trying I'm a better poet than you, Corky, and I'll always be just that Corky, because, I dig where you're scared to even sit. Therefore, young man, perhaps take up water polo and be content in knowing that there is always poetry.com.
Re: a comment on Full another terrific love ballad by John K.Y. by Bachus 18-Jun-03/3:15 PM
That sounds just swell Corky. Could you give me more 0's I love the worst list, it's my second home.
Re: a comment on Full another terrific love ballad by John K.Y. by Bachus 18-Jun-03/3:10 PM
Wash your mouth out with soap

http://gangbox.com/mp3/gangbox.mp3
Re: a comment on Full another terrific love ballad by John K.Y. by Bachus 18-Jun-03/3:10 PM
A gift of common tongue, to you.

http://gangbox.com/mp3/gangbox.mp3
Re: a comment on Full another terrific love ballad by John K.Y. by Bachus 18-Jun-03/3:03 PM
Since we're friends now... May I call you Corky, Corky?
Re: a comment on Full another terrific love ballad by John K.Y. by Bachus 18-Jun-03/3:01 PM
You are, aren't you?
Re: a comment on Full another terrific love ballad by John K.Y. by Bachus 18-Jun-03/3:00 PM
5, because, I write, a lot.
Re: a comment on Full another terrific love ballad by John K.Y. by Bachus 18-Jun-03/2:59 PM
Yes, I do.
Re: a comment on Full another terrific love ballad by John K.Y. by Bachus 18-Jun-03/2:48 PM
Are you smarter than me John, because if I'm stupid, you're algea.
Re: a comment on Full another terrific love ballad by John K.Y. by Bachus 18-Jun-03/2:46 PM
I said that my song "full" was a love ballad. A love ballad to archeology, you must have me confused for another.
Re: a comment on Full another terrific love ballad by John K.Y. by Bachus 18-Jun-03/2:44 PM
I have a life, doing what you fail miserably at. Having fun, and getting paid for it. I have a maid, a three car garage, and more time than god! notice

http://www.garageband.com/genre/raprock

I have the track of the day, scroll down to confirm.
PLPHttttttttttttt. (that was tongue vibrating)
Re: a comment on Full another terrific love ballad by John K.Y. by Bachus 18-Jun-03/2:42 PM
No, you poor soul.
I am an rock star.

http://www.garageband.com/genre/raprock

If you scroll to the bottom of this link you will see that I am Horus8! A moron with a cool job. But you friend are my hero!
Re: a comment on Full another terrific love ballad by John K.Y. by Bachus 18-Jun-03/2:39 PM
I don't believe you.
Re: Me, Myself and I by gracefulangelofsin 17-Jun-03/7:40 PM
I predict you picked your user name in a moment of post traumatic stress and a vengeful ferver, and you will regret it sooner then later. I mean for the love of Christ? Are you just fucking high?
Re: Your Wish by hotwire 17-Jun-03/7:24 PM
Rent "I spit on your grave and let the popcorn pop," Bily.
Re: a comment on An Invitation From Poetry.com by scitz 17-Jun-03/7:05 PM
By the way, this was a cackle of spackle let me tell you.
Re: No Tomorrow by mikehi 17-Jun-03/6:20 PM
Because the magical Elves of Yor are still building tomorrow.
Re: Me, Myself and I by gracefulangelofsin 17-Jun-03/6:18 PM
Yes, I agree. The line breaks are randomly skeptical. Good call!


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