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Re: For M. B. by Tits 15-Oct-03/8:41 AM
Excellent. -10-
Re: a comment on SupremeDreamer by Nirvana13666 24-Sep-03/1:31 AM
Thanks for the offer. I am certain that your latest offering will be superb. I know that you are an extremely talented "blue collar beat" poet. I am sure that you'll be really famous as soon as the rest of the world catches up with you. But I would rather boil my head than read any more of your drug-induced ramblings, you ego-maniacal lunatic.
Re: The Waiting Room by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 3-Sep-03/10:57 AM
I have only one thing to say:

http://www.phespirit.info/fatherted/sounds/that.wav
Re: Detective vs Doctor (The Explaination) by Y2kSlamPoet 1-Sep-03/12:41 AM
Note to -=Dark_Angel=-

Dear sir,

Please do not respond to Y2kSlamPoete's latest flimsy post. It's blatantly obvious that he's a shameless liar. We all know he made the mistake of calling you "Detective" Watson as a result of his crippling ignorance. It is very obvious that he is attempting to cover up for his error by posting this rambling self-justificatory missive, the gist of which is that he *deliberately* called you "Detective" Watson because the word "Doctor" was singularly inappropriate for someone unqualified in medical matters. He's so transparent in his clumsy manoeuvring and so patently dim-witted in the execution of his designs that you are saved the task of pointing out his numerous glaring errors.

Yours &c.

Abdullah x x x x x
Re: Picasso: A Painters Revenge by SupremeDreamer 28-Aug-03/10:03 AM
RUBBISH
Re: Picasso: Death is a Mental Song by DreamerSupreme 28-Aug-03/10:02 AM
Poopy on a stick would be more entertaining, you hopeless turd.
Re: The Mellifluous Sound of God: Musical Eden by Don-Quixote 28-Aug-03/10:01 AM
Whoa dude man that's like so you know just awesome like whoa
Re: a comment on My Fart Is Eternally Yours (Free Sniff) By Yo-Yo by DreamerSupreme 11-Aug-03/1:58 AM
Yo Joe-joe,

Listen I have to go to Greece... That's right I have booked a holiday. Can't relate to that huh. You've been alot of fun. I really enjoyed it. You're actually a pretty twelve year old girl ... but so sexy and so aware of your sexuality. You really should consider getting some large rubber cocks. When you grow up I'd be more than happy to fuck you up the ass. I can kind of relate to where you are. For the record I did not threaten you with sexual abuse. I am a old man who, in my younger days did enjoy fucking ass ... and did it quite well. But that's long gone from my system. I was just pointing out that you need to be very careful about how you approach people and the words that you use. I hope you're not stupid enough to talk face to face the way you do here on the net. I know that you're a beautiful young girl, but I do think you understand the concept of safe sex. I'm sure you're really just a beautiful sexy young being ... so you'll be okay. Like I said, I wish you the best of luck and hope that hardcore fist fucking finds its way to you. You can do amazing things with your anus if you're properly directed. Peace, Joy and eternal Happiness......Affectionally yours, King Abdullah II.
Re: Iterated Fuck by nentwined 10-Jul-03/10:43 AM
Ace
Re: a comment on TPBOD Joins a pack of wolves by Luzr 10-Jul-03/10:16 AM
PS I think you are a child
Re: a comment on TPBOD Joins a pack of wolves by Luzr 10-Jul-03/10:16 AM
I don't understand the punchline: "Yeah *pant* its not *pant* everyday you see a lying shit kill a Poo Bear."

Why is that funny? Is it meant to be a play on words?
Re: a comment on TPBOD Joins a pack of wolves by Luzr 10-Jul-03/10:03 AM
For the avoidance of doubt, my reference to the meaningless quotation of truisms refers not to this work but to the previous work by TPBOD entitled "Maybe you missed the memo"
Re: a comment on TPBOD Joins a pack of wolves by Luzr 10-Jul-03/9:54 AM
PS Have you guessed who I am yet, Jason?
Re: Priceless Moment by thepinkbunnyofdoom 7-Jul-03/12:46 AM
JASON I THINK I LOVE YOU
Re: a comment on My last ever poemranker transmission by King Abdullah II 4-Jul-03/1:17 AM
You don't dot your middle initial, you fucking liar. And nor do I.
Re: a comment on My last ever poemranker transmission by King Abdullah II 4-Jul-03/1:15 AM
YOU FUCKER

Please see my comments above. I am not Settle. I am King Abdullah III of Oman.
Re: a comment on My last ever poemranker transmission by King Abdullah II 4-Jul-03/1:14 AM
How many times do I have to tell you?

1. You are an uncle-fucker
2. I am not Settle
3. GAIDS
4. I am not -=Dark_Angel=- either. He's on holiday with his mum and dad.
Re: Snow Coning by Shardik 3-Jul-03/11:56 AM
YOU ARE AN IMPOSTER

I AM SHARDIK
Re: a comment on My last ever poemranker transmission by King Abdullah II 3-Jul-03/11:54 AM
B stands for Britt, not Beakism

What sort of name is Beakism

I don't care if you have Macs.

I have a PC and I'm staying well away from it these days
Re: a comment on My last ever poemranker transmission by King Abdullah II 3-Jul-03/11:53 AM
THIS IS A LIE

RGallet aka Settle is not me or horus8 or Shardik etc

I see there's some fake Shardik running around now pretending to be me


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