TPBOD Joins a pack of wolves (Other) by Luzr
TPBOD = The Pink Bunny Of Doom
SWWLB = Smallest Wolf With Loudest Bark
Wolves with out lines
Narrator: one day whilst sitting in the 100 acre woods, Minding his own
business (Meaning he'd been eating shrooms not long before hand), Along
came a pack of wolves. They were getting ready to devour our fluffy
little friend when suddenly he cried out.
TPBOD: Whose there? Come on out, I hear you, don't worry I won't run,
Narrator: After some hushed murmurs from the bushes a pack of wolves
Leader: Any last words before I eat you
TPBOD: Eat me? Why you can't be serious, that'd be cannibalism!
Wolves in unison: HUH!?!?!
Leader: How so?
TPBOD: I'm a wolf
Alpha Female: If you can prove to us that you are a wolf then we'll let
you join the pack, cause you look like a bunny to me
TPBOD: Are you Mad Woman!?! Just look at me. ME. a bunny. And they say I
eat alot of shrooms, you guys must be on something!!
Narrator: The wolves look confused and the leader looks like he is about
to make a comment when our hero continues
TPBOD: Look at me. I've got sharp claws, just like you. I've got fur,
just like you. Sharp teeth, Big ears, A tail, all just like you.
SWWLB: But look at how small you are?
TPBOD: Which only goes further to proving my point
Leader: How so?
TPBOD: Look at me and look at your cubs, they aren't much bigger than me.
I'm a midget.
Alpha Female: But your fur is pink and you can jump high for a little
TPBOD: Surely you can figure some of this out on your own? For a midget
I've got some long hind legs. I'm not very big and I'm an albino
SWWLB: Your one sickly little runt of a pup if you are a wolf! I An
Albino Midget with Big Ears and Long Hind legs. I find it hard to
Believe that, YOU, could possibly have survived this long without your
pack and that still doesn't explain why you are pink
Narrator: Wolves start to advance when our quick witted little hero,
fires up his incredible tongue once again
TPBOD: Jesu, You are a stupid wolf. No wonder you talk so loud. My pack
didn't think I'd survive after they realized that besides being albino,
having long ears, and abnormally long hind legs, I was also a midget
either. Thats why they kicked me out. As for the pink fur I'd have
thought that that'd be obvious even to the dumbest of wolves. What is
gonna be afraid of a wolf my size? So they let me get pretty close. Then
I jump up and bite their jugular and blood gets all in my fur. When you
mix red with white, you get pink, and seeing as to how its blood it
doesn't wash out.
Narrator: The wolves debate this among themselves and they reach a
Leader: I won't believe a story like that until I see it so, kill
TPBOD: Okay, lets wait for something to come by
Narrator: Not long there after along comes a Poo Bear. Our hero strides
right next to it, jumps up and 5 minutes later the wolves are dining on
a freshly slain bear whilst our hero lies panting on the ground.
Alpha Female: That was impressive, your in.
Other Wolf: That was amazing I thought he was gonna eat you for sure
Leader: I don't believe it
TPBOD: *pant* Yeah *pant* its not *pant* everyday, you see a lying shit
kill a Poo Bear.
Votes: (green: user, blue: anonymous)
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Posted: July 10, 2003 9:31 AM PDT; Last modified: July 10, 2003 9:31 AM PDT
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