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My Fart Is Eternally Yours (Free Sniff) By Yo-Yo (Free verse) by DreamerSupreme I fell upon a cactus last night
Like a mailman falls upon a lake laced with LSD & PCP
We've been living in a shopping cart for so long now
Of course thats true if you don't peek in on my masturbation sessions
Or pay a visit to my personal sausage beater
With seats molded from blue cheese
And a stage made by mushroom pixies
Where I publicly shove my thumb in my bum
And the audience passes out like falling stars
As they did encounter the stench
Sniffing the aroma over and over
Again
Up the ladder:
Pencil Dust [revised]
Down the ladder:
Lonely Hearts
Votes: (green: user, blue: anonymous)
Arithmetic Mean: 6.875
Posted: August 7, 2003 10:07 AM PDT; Last modified: August 7, 2003 10:07 AM PDTWeighted score: 5.5042653 Overall Rank: 2664 Comments:
lol. You really do seem to have been studying under Horus. -10-.
Quite nice, but not too much about the joys of farting.
Quite nice, but not too much about the joys of farting.
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I made myself laugh with this thing.. made me feel a thousand times better.
This is "Yo-yo". I'm really happy you were able to free yourself from all of the stress I've placed on your little tiny shoulders. Here's a little advice your feable mind might be able to understand...if you don't like what I write don't read it you fucking asshole. Peace.
I love that goodbye of yours: peace.. when your starting a war, like an idiot.. doing exactly what i want you to do.. your as predictable as a fly that flies into a bug shocker 2000.
crack, pop, sizzle, ima make you into my breakfast of rice crispeys.
I did not give you a zero. I actually thought your work had a bit of wit to it. I really don't mind. I find you amusing. No doubt you're a punk who couldn't stand up face to face with a man like me, but thats OK. We all have to deal with things from a place of comfort. As for me "falling into your trap" I've been around the corner more times than you can count. I'll take this little game as far as I'd like...when I'm no longer amused I'll stop playing. Peace my witty but crude little brother
Plus, you have been around the corner more times than i can count so, in the words of Dark Angel: YOUR AN AIDS INFESTED HOMO!!!
Yeah, when your no longer amused with your self healing masturbation to bandaid that gun shot wound in the center of your forehead, ill cock smack you and tell you about my collection of rubber snakes.
Listen I have to go to work.. That's right I have a job. Can't relate to that huh. You've been alot of fun. I really enjoyed it. You're actually a pretty bright kid....but so imature and so confused about life. You really should consider getting some help. When you grow up I'd be more than happy to help you out. I can kind of relate to where you are. For the record I did not threaten you with physical harm. I am a peaceful man who, in my younger days did enjoy kicking ass...and did it quite well. But that's long gone from my system. I was just pointing out that you need to be very careful about how you approach people and the words that you use. I hope you're not stupid enough to talk face to face the way you do here on the net. I know that you're a fucking idiot but I do think you understand the concept of self-preservation. I'm sure you're really just a obnoxious coward.. so you;ll be ok. Like I said. I wish you the best of luck and hope that peace finds its way to you. You can do amazing things with your life if you're properly directed. Peace, Joy and eternal Happiness......Affectionally yours, Yo-yo
Anyone who prances around the place like a total arse, constantly bragging about having "been around the block", and smuggly felching out these bum-crushingly spasticated comments, with their "oh so telling" put-downs "casually" interspersed with vomit-inducing "you'll be ok" banter, as if you're some sort of amazing "been around the block" father-figure, but at the same time so desperately aloof that you sort of float around the place in a giant kleptomasturbatory entrepoid shaped like The Fonz, has to be one of the worst stains ever to have been defecated on this utter toilet of a website.
And you called me a twit.. heres someone that could actually use your brain surgery. enjoy the microscopic inspection of his brain.. you'll get so bored you will commit suicide.. but your not masochistic as far as i can tell.
Listen I have to go to Greece... That's right I have booked a holiday. Can't relate to that huh. You've been alot of fun. I really enjoyed it. You're actually a pretty twelve year old girl ... but so sexy and so aware of your sexuality. You really should consider getting some large rubber cocks. When you grow up I'd be more than happy to fuck you up the ass. I can kind of relate to where you are. For the record I did not threaten you with sexual abuse. I am a old man who, in my younger days did enjoy fucking ass ... and did it quite well. But that's long gone from my system. I was just pointing out that you need to be very careful about how you approach people and the words that you use. I hope you're not stupid enough to talk face to face the way you do here on the net. I know that you're a beautiful young girl, but I do think you understand the concept of safe sex. I'm sure you're really just a beautiful sexy young being ... so you'll be okay. Like I said, I wish you the best of luck and hope that hardcore fist fucking finds its way to you. You can do amazing things with your anus if you're properly directed. Peace, Joy and eternal Happiness......Affectionally yours, King Abdullah II.