Poemranker [Replying] Wed May 08 22:30:11 PDT 2024

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My Fart Is Eternally Yours (Free Sniff) By Yo-Yo (Free verse) by DreamerSupreme

I fell upon a cactus last night Like a mailman falls upon a lake laced with LSD & PCP We've been living in a shopping cart for so long now Of course thats true if you don't peek in on my masturbation sessions Or pay a visit to my personal sausage beater With seats molded from blue cheese And a stage made by mushroom pixies Where I publicly shove my thumb in my bum And the audience passes out like falling stars As they did encounter the stench Sniffing the aroma over and over Again

King Abdullah II

11-Aug-03/1:58 AM

Yo Joe-joe,

Listen I have to go to Greece... That's right I have booked a holiday. Can't relate to that huh. You've been alot of fun. I really enjoyed it. You're actually a pretty twelve year old girl ... but so sexy and so aware of your sexuality. You really should consider getting some large rubber cocks. When you grow up I'd be more than happy to fuck you up the ass. I can kind of relate to where you are. For the record I did not threaten you with sexual abuse. I am a old man who, in my younger days did enjoy fucking ass ... and did it quite well. But that's long gone from my system. I was just pointing out that you need to be very careful about how you approach people and the words that you use. I hope you're not stupid enough to talk face to face the way you do here on the net. I know that you're a beautiful young girl, but I do think you understand the concept of safe sex. I'm sure you're really just a beautiful sexy young being ... so you'll be okay. Like I said, I wish you the best of luck and hope that hardcore fist fucking finds its way to you. You can do amazing things with your anus if you're properly directed. Peace, Joy and eternal Happiness......Affectionally yours, King Abdullah II.

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