Poemranker [Replying] Wed May 08 23:50:14 PDT 2024

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My Fart Is Eternally Yours (Free Sniff) By Yo-Yo (Free verse) by DreamerSupreme

I fell upon a cactus last night Like a mailman falls upon a lake laced with LSD & PCP We've been living in a shopping cart for so long now Of course thats true if you don't peek in on my masturbation sessions Or pay a visit to my personal sausage beater With seats molded from blue cheese And a stage made by mushroom pixies Where I publicly shove my thumb in my bum And the audience passes out like falling stars As they did encounter the stench Sniffing the aroma over and over Again

-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.

7-Aug-03/5:37 PM

This has to be one of the most sickening comments I have ever read on poemeranker. I have been trying for months to parody this sort of attitude in my comments. Alas my endless battles to obtain some kind of stupid "maturity award" I invented, combined with the hours spent prattling on about how special I think I am and how immature everyone else is, has left me hanging wistfully in the breeze like an old man's nappy. If indeed you are joking, then I feel I must congratulate you on your devastatingly accurate portrayal of a top-notch dullard. Unfortunately, you aren't joking. You're a total fucking moron.

Anyone who prances around the place like a total arse, constantly bragging about having "been around the block", and smuggly felching out these bum-crushingly spasticated comments, with their "oh so telling" put-downs "casually" interspersed with vomit-inducing "you'll be ok" banter, as if you're some sort of amazing "been around the block" father-figure, but at the same time so desperately aloof that you sort of float around the place in a giant kleptomasturbatory entrepoid shaped like The Fonz, has to be one of the worst stains ever to have been defecated on this utter toilet of a website.

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