well it was mainly theory at first.. with an amusing ending.

But then I crossbred a cook with a poet and cooking metaphors for the theory.

Honestly though, I wrote this up just to write something really.. anything. It atleast managed to evolve into a fancy punchline.

Oh, and who do you think I should direct my thoughts to? other than my innumerouse personalities, the bastards next door, or other characters involved in my comic existence? I'm accepting all suggestions at this time.

k

yeah, id like to see that.

The thing that makes it a bit hard is that i started all theoretical 'n introspective and added the ending when i realized the piece turned out.. well fucking rigid and somewhat dull.

extending the metaphor into the theory bits used will certainly be messy, but fuck it, its been too long since my last signature food metaphor piece..

well, I dont see what else I can add to that quote.. and "shit" kills most of the humor intended no?

expletive?

muttering more.. well, lets see where I can add some more of that 'n extra cookin after I lighten some of the theory some first.

Well, no that hasn't been said before, (well, asfar as i know anyway) its in quotes since thats what im muttering outloud to myself. (Unneeded?)

I can't argue there. You have won this battle.. for now.

1: your right, its sour. But honestly, bitter, sour, don't they both convey to anyone without brainwave activity that "IT TASTES BAD??"

2: *fart*

3: *fart*

4: Well, it doesn't interest you ofcourse, and incoherence is always the case when I haven't bothered to spell things out for you in detail (I figure some readers can use some of their imagination and impart their own meaning... etc etc but we've had this conversation before, so anyway..)

5: Cmon now, you might be using the title "everyone", but don't start thinking that you actually know what people do to celebrate victory.. and the hobos I know? burb sour beer and pass out rather than growl.

6: the connection between blue-collar blues and growling.. isn't a concept thats too hard to grasp. (denial? etc etc, really DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN? No. And I won't.)

7: Your welcome, whatever helps that frustration of yours.

And HOLY JESU!?!

YOU LOVE IT!!!

Thanks for the ten.

Toodles.

poetry is not non-sensical by nature.. if that was true, you could write complete gibberish and call it poetry.

"ga ga sluurp
hiss hiss buurp
and did a bird chiiirp
wakaboo 'n green goo?"
[Nobel Prize Winner!!!! NO?]

Hang could go anyway.. since words like "cling" would be a better alternative.

Even tigers sometimes purr.

You should post a series. Really, you'd be a ranker hit in no time.

Well, not even horus or me can manage to mispell "thou".. (then again, whats the point of using the word thou? now-a-days its just one of those overused 'n abused words used in an attempt to sound meaningfull and ceremonious.)

You have to be a brilliant moron to pull that off. Honestly. Especially since this poems substance is utterly idiotic and encased in horse shit.

No-one here can come close to a brilliant dunce like LBN, or his stupefied poetry.

your comment, not little big nose's poem

10, and damn brilliant.