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Free verse № 79275

New commandments

by little_big_nose

Member since 2004 · Posted 11 Jan 2004 · 13 comments

Your extinct god Will bow down before me and call himself a fraud And tell your poor abused children that I will end the animosity I will be the one to set them free The new ten commandments go as follows He who prays, also wallows Tho shalt not commit a crime To buy your extinct god time Tho shall destroy all idols Tho shall burn every bible Tho shall dine in thy own mercy As soon as they can kill me Tho shall sin in my name And tho shall treat life as a game Tho shalt not rape thy mother Tho shalt not love thy brother For the final preparation To assure the restoration Tho shall sing for satan To give back all you have taken

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13 comments

[0] Jeremi B. Handrinos 11-Jan-04/10:29 PM Reply
"Tho"? What are you stupid? The word is 'thou' you fucking ass. You should paint ball the inside of your mouth you fucking daft tit.
[n/a] Everyone › Jeremi B. Handrinos 12-Jan-04/4:18 AM Reply
Said the man whose cack-addled explorations of spur-of-the-moment buttmouthing are the least-well-spelled things ever.
[n/a] horus8 › Everyone 12-Jan-04/12:34 PM Reply
Yeah, but... Come on?
[0] SupremeDreamer › Everyone 12-Jan-04/1:33 PM Reply
Well, not even horus or me can manage to mispell "thou".. (then again, whats the point of using the word thou? now-a-days its just one of those overused 'n abused words used in an attempt to sound meaningfull and ceremonious.)

You have to be a brilliant moron to pull that off. Honestly. Especially since this poems substance is utterly idiotic and encased in horse shit.

No-one here can come close to a brilliant dunce like LBN, or his stupefied poetry.
[n/a] middenHeap 12-Jan-04/1:23 AM Reply
Little_Big_Nose & The Argument From Evil
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There once was a little big nose
Who ever the question did pose
If there's a god,
Why'd he give me a rod
That's only as big as my toes?
[0] SupremeDreamer › middenHeap 12-Jan-04/1:15 PM Reply
10, and damn brilliant.
[0] SupremeDreamer › SupremeDreamer 12-Jan-04/1:15 PM Reply
your comment, not little big nose's poem
[0] lastobelus 12-Jan-04/1:40 AM Reply
There's a goth that forgets all his u's
When he rants at the folk in their pews
But if you can't spell
Than even in hell
You'll get nothing from us but abuse.
[n/a] middenHeap 12-Jan-04/2:06 AM Reply
There once was a black-clothed paintballer
Who at christians would constantly holler
He'd be far less wroth,
(& maybe more preppy than goth)
If only his dick would stand taller
[n/a] INTRANSIT › middenHeap 12-Jan-04/3:54 AM Reply
don't stop now!
[n/a] horus8 › middenHeap 12-Jan-04/12:39 PM Reply
I have a pet beaver that's sad
Because it lives in a Pitt that's not Brad
And now my Jeniffer's Anistons
Depressed in uzbekistanian
Without lovely Brad's nad.
[0] SupremeDreamer › middenHeap 12-Jan-04/1:35 PM Reply
You should post a series. Really, you'd be a ranker hit in no time.
[n/a] horus8 12-Jan-04/12:43 PM Reply
There once was a twisted poof wizard
that had the poetical skills of a lizard
that had died on the road
humping a horny toad
With a leaky chode set to explode.