Re: a comment on A mag that PAYS??? by SupremeDreamer	18-Feb-13/2:07 PM
People interfere with the joy of drinking alone. Especially women.
Re: a comment on what is poetry 101 by Skamper	18-Feb-13/2:01 PM
Ignorant eh? Quibbling over a minor detail eh? The essential point is this: IT IS STILL SHIT! :)
Re: Wind By Any Other Name by Edna Sweetlove	11-Feb-13/4:03 PM
Moi? Tu parle francais com un CON!!! Com un SALOPE!!! FUT TON MERE!
Re: Wind By Any Other Name by Edna Sweetlove	11-Feb-13/4:00 PM
Edna SweetAss would be a better name!!
Re: Wind By Any Other Name by Edna Sweetlove	11-Feb-13/4:00 PM
Wind might refer to the flatulence which escapes your mouth everytime you decide to open it. Yes... I think that is EXACTLY what you mean!! TEN!
Re: a comment on Belle Melange/The Curse of Millhaven by lmp	11-Feb-13/3:57 PM
Err.. don't feel bad man, click the "Glosa" link. Apparently it's a poem formed from someone elses' work. Specifically the first four lines (quatrian) were written by Nick Cave. The rest is Imp.
Re: Weather Poem 16 - Right and Wrong by nypoet22	11-Feb-13/3:50 PM
This could be vastly improved. The title? crap. Weather is barely mentioned, and there is no right or wrong truly in love. All is fair. Feelings have no moral compass. They simple ARE. Have a six.
Re: Rimming by wDaphnew	11-Feb-13/3:46 PM
Lunch at Windsor castle equivalent to having ones arse tongued? Makes me wonder what lunch at Windsor actually entails... You're not related to darkie are you?
Re: a comment on The Spell(Alice part I) by alvinb	11-Feb-13/3:38 PM
-Nod- yup. yup. Where the FUCK is my vodka cup? ~gulp~ ~gulp~ __OBLIVION!__
Re: The Spell(Alice part I) by alvinb	11-Feb-13/3:36 PM
This is not a lyric. It takes me barely more that 30 seconds to sing this. There's no fucking chorus. As free verse I'd be inclined to give this a four. As a "lyric"? 1.
Re: what is poetry 101 by Skamper	11-Feb-13/3:25 PM
Is this some sort of shitty attempt at a Haiku? Yes. It is. Labeling it free verse does not hide this fact.
Re: a comment on Maman: Psychic Tophet by SupremeDreamer	11-Feb-13/3:01 PM
Was I truly this vain then? Oh g fuck christ ON A BLOODY STICK!
Re: a comment on Maman: Psychic Tophet by SupremeDreamer	11-Feb-13/2:59 PM
What utter sarcastic bullshit. Asshat.
Re: Max's Poems by nentwined	25-Sep-12/6:33 PM
Shameless advertising for Rockmage??? So your Gandalphs Poetry Agent now?
Re: To my Love by Jessina	5-Jul-11/12:56 PM
Let me whisper to you the fine points of poetic law cause breaking it can result in a broken jaw. Uninspired rhyming causes me to smile. My heart leaps at the chance to be vile. Cliche prattle which mentions your soul quickens my need for a needle in the hole. Your drivel shines like meth so glittery white, causing me to twitch in revulsion at night. Your poem is a cascade of uninspired crap brimming with the detritus of youth-- pubescent emotions blooming, filling the air with the sound of frustrated screaming. Woe to you, gripped in this particular sad stage of life-- you who hasn't yet come to understand the pains of real strife. I wish that you'd reconsider sharing such poetry because such lousy writing is far from lovely; it causes my critique to be insultingly rude & lively.
Re: Munnar -a must -see destination by Jessina	5-Jul-11/12:15 PM
*Yawn* Landscape poetry is bland and well... a picture would be more appropriate... 'Specially since your execution of this piece is cliche for the most part.
Re: Dovina by Prince of Void	15-Oct-09/3:00 AM
Brown-nosing for votes? How sad.
Re: To Writing by Lifeboatman	15-Oct-09/2:59 AM
You know this isn't anywhere near as good as you could make it. Four.
Re: a comment on brain cookies by nentwined	8-Mar-09/8:36 PM
I posted a Shit-Crumpet poem quite some time ago under the penname Shit-Crumpets. http://www.poemranker.com/poem-details.jsp?id=75946 But now that you mention it, a remix wouldn't be a bad idea... "Ode to thy flatulence, Oh Delectable Shit-Crumpet!" Not as genius as darkies embrowning, but that hobbled dolt seems to have lost the passion... We're going through withdrawals. What is the ranker without limericks on aids, shit crusted crustaceans, the art of murder, the untying of the gordion knot, remix parodies, and the battle between Christian Angels and Egyptian Gods? I'll pop it out in a few days-- the blade bleeds best when the poetic rapture possesses me. "Ode to thy flatulence, Oh Delectable Shit-Crumpet!" Coming soon to the Ranker!
Re: To my Moneta by Bill Z Bub	7-Mar-09/3:09 PM
Heh. How dare you be catchy in order to seduce hallmark cads to offer cash! Tsk. Here's an eight, you hallmark whore!