replying on A mag that PAYS??? by SupremeDreamer
18 Feb 2013, 2:07 PM
People interfere with the joy of drinking alone. Especially women.
replying on what is poetry 101 by Skamper
18 Feb 2013, 2:01 PM
Ignorant eh? Quibbling over a minor detail eh? The essential point is this: IT IS STILL SHIT!
:)
:)
on Wind By Any Other Name by Edna Sweetlove
11 Feb 2013, 4:03 PM
Moi? Tu parle francais com un CON!!! Com un SALOPE!!! FUT TON MERE!
on Wind By Any Other Name by Edna Sweetlove
11 Feb 2013, 4:00 PM
Edna SweetAss would be a better name!!
on Wind By Any Other Name by Edna Sweetlove
11 Feb 2013, 4:00 PM
Wind might refer to the flatulence which escapes your mouth everytime you decide to open it. Yes... I think that is EXACTLY what you mean!!
TEN!
TEN!
replying on Belle Melange/The Curse of Millhaven by lmp
11 Feb 2013, 3:57 PM
Err.. don't feel bad man, click the "Glosa" link. Apparently it's a poem formed from someone elses' work. Specifically the first four lines (quatrian) were written by Nick Cave. The rest is Imp.
on Weather Poem 16 - Right and Wrong by nypoet22
11 Feb 2013, 3:50 PM
This could be vastly improved. The title? crap. Weather is barely mentioned, and there is no right or wrong truly in love. All is fair. Feelings have no moral compass. They simple ARE.
Have a six.
Have a six.
replying on The Spell(Alice part I) by alvinb
11 Feb 2013, 3:38 PM
-Nod- yup. yup. Where the FUCK is my vodka cup?
~gulp~ ~gulp~
__OBLIVION!__
~gulp~ ~gulp~
__OBLIVION!__
on The Spell(Alice part I) by alvinb
11 Feb 2013, 3:36 PM
This is not a lyric. It takes me barely more that 30 seconds to sing this. There's no fucking chorus. As free verse I'd be inclined to give this a four. As a "lyric"? 1.
on what is poetry 101 by Skamper
11 Feb 2013, 3:25 PM
Is this some sort of shitty attempt at a Haiku? Yes. It is. Labeling it free verse does not hide this fact.
replying on Maman: Psychic Tophet by SupremeDreamer
11 Feb 2013, 3:01 PM
Was I truly this vain then? Oh g fuck christ ON A BLOODY STICK!
replying on Maman: Psychic Tophet by SupremeDreamer
11 Feb 2013, 2:59 PM
What utter sarcastic bullshit. Asshat.
on Max's Poems by nentwined
25 Sep 2012, 6:33 PM
Shameless advertising for Rockmage??? So your Gandalphs Poetry Agent now?
on To my Love by Jessina
5 Jul 2011, 12:56 PM
Let me whisper to you the fine points of poetic law
cause breaking it can result in a broken jaw.
Uninspired rhyming causes me to smile.
My heart leaps at the chance to be vile.
Cliche prattle which mentions your soul
quickens my need for a needle in the hole.
Your drivel shines like meth so glittery white,
causing me to twitch in revulsion at night.
Your poem is a cascade of uninspired crap brimming
with the detritus of youth-- pubescent emotions blooming,
filling the air with the sound of frustrated screaming.
Woe to you, gripped in this particular sad stage of life--
you who hasn't yet come to understand the pains of real strife.
I wish that you'd reconsider sharing such poetry
because such lousy writing is far from lovely;
it causes my critique to be insultingly rude & lively.
cause breaking it can result in a broken jaw.
Uninspired rhyming causes me to smile.
My heart leaps at the chance to be vile.
Cliche prattle which mentions your soul
quickens my need for a needle in the hole.
Your drivel shines like meth so glittery white,
causing me to twitch in revulsion at night.
Your poem is a cascade of uninspired crap brimming
with the detritus of youth-- pubescent emotions blooming,
filling the air with the sound of frustrated screaming.
Woe to you, gripped in this particular sad stage of life--
you who hasn't yet come to understand the pains of real strife.
I wish that you'd reconsider sharing such poetry
because such lousy writing is far from lovely;
it causes my critique to be insultingly rude & lively.
on Munnar -a must -see destination by Jessina
5 Jul 2011, 12:15 PM
*Yawn*
Landscape poetry is bland and well... a picture would be more appropriate... 'Specially since your execution of this piece is cliche for the most part.
Landscape poetry is bland and well... a picture would be more appropriate... 'Specially since your execution of this piece is cliche for the most part.
on Dovina by Prince of Void
15 Oct 2009, 3:00 AM
Brown-nosing for votes? How sad.
on To Writing by Lifeboatman
15 Oct 2009, 2:59 AM
You know this isn't anywhere near as good as you could make it. Four.
replying on brain cookies by nentwined
8 Mar 2009, 8:36 PM
I posted a Shit-Crumpet poem quite some time ago under the penname Shit-Crumpets. http://www.poemranker.com/poem-details.j
But now that you mention it, a remix wouldn't be a bad idea... "Ode to thy flatulence, Oh Delectable Shit-Crumpet!"
Not as genius as darkies embrowning, but that hobbled dolt seems to have lost the passion... We're going through withdrawals.
What is the ranker without limericks on aids, shit crusted crustaceans, the art of murder, the untying of the gordion knot, remix parodies, and the battle between Christian Angels and Egyptian Gods?
I'll pop it out in a few days-- the blade bleeds best when the poetic rapture possesses me.
"Ode to thy flatulence, Oh Delectable Shit-Crumpet!"
Coming soon to the Ranker!
But now that you mention it, a remix wouldn't be a bad idea... "Ode to thy flatulence, Oh Delectable Shit-Crumpet!"
Not as genius as darkies embrowning, but that hobbled dolt seems to have lost the passion... We're going through withdrawals.
What is the ranker without limericks on aids, shit crusted crustaceans, the art of murder, the untying of the gordion knot, remix parodies, and the battle between Christian Angels and Egyptian Gods?
I'll pop it out in a few days-- the blade bleeds best when the poetic rapture possesses me.
"Ode to thy flatulence, Oh Delectable Shit-Crumpet!"
Coming soon to the Ranker!
on To my Moneta by Bill Z Bub
7 Mar 2009, 3:09 PM
Heh. How dare you be catchy in order to seduce hallmark cads to offer cash! Tsk. Here's an eight, you hallmark whore!