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brain cookies (Free verse) by nentwined
Prithee tell--what makes a cookie sumptuous as the mildewed air, and spongy as a forgotten mattress used by lovers now long past their bed-by date (for all but a daring few) Know it well? A crazed confection, dusted lightly with crumbled cranium; a zombie treat, they come for BRAIINZZZZ and stay for the obvious pains taken in the elegant preparation-- down to the very mode of serving: in severed torso (half-shell if you will) Now the hard sell: you've caught us in flagrante delecto--these cadaverous cookies elevate themselves above the pale rotting, misbegotten and forgotten dead; of course, any chef worth their trade samples their goods, so you must pick your fate: sample of your own free will or we'll hook you some other way (perhaps some zombie pate?)

Up the ladder: The Sick
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Arithmetic Mean: 8.0
Weighted score: 5.1422777
Overall Rank: 5454
Posted: February 26, 2009 9:02 PM PST; Last modified: February 26, 2009 9:02 PM PST
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[8] Blindpoetry @ | 26-Feb-09/9:43 PM | Reply
i lol'd
[n/a] nentwined @ > Blindpoetry | 26-Feb-09/9:56 PM | Reply
woot woot :D
[8] SupremeDreamer @ | 7-Mar-09/3:00 PM | Reply
Tsk tsk. Have you ever sampled the delights of a Shit-Crumpet good sir? Its delectable flavour causes one to dismiss entirely all other confections available to the senses-- and of this I can assure you!
[n/a] nentwined @ > SupremeDreamer | 7-Mar-09/3:14 PM | Reply
I look forward to your Shit-Crumpet ode with great anticipation!
[8] SupremeDreamer @ > nentwined | 8-Mar-09/8:36 PM | Reply
I posted a Shit-Crumpet poem quite some time ago under the penname Shit-Crumpets.

But now that you mention it, a remix wouldn't be a bad idea... "Ode to thy flatulence, Oh Delectable Shit-Crumpet!"

Not as genius as darkies embrowning, but that hobbled dolt seems to have lost the passion... We're going through withdrawals.

What is the ranker without limericks on aids, shit crusted crustaceans, the art of murder, the untying of the gordion knot, remix parodies, and the battle between Christian Angels and Egyptian Gods?

I'll pop it out in a few days-- the blade bleeds best when the poetic rapture possesses me.

"Ode to thy flatulence, Oh Delectable Shit-Crumpet!"
Coming soon to the Ranker!
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