| Re: a comment on Tribeca by Dovina |
12-Apr-07/7:27 AM |
Now then this is odd; I went to the cinema in Fulham on Monday and stood in the queue behind the actor who played Tinker, I was off to see 300 and he was going to see days of glory which is a French film. However there was no sign of Eric Catchpole.
Lovejoy went downhill when they got that ethnic involved and you didn't see Lovejoy's daughter who went to a "posh" boarding school.
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| Re: a comment on Tribeca by Dovina |
12-Apr-07/6:31 AM |
Kabadi was shown on Channel 4 on Sunday afternoons. If you were clever, which I was, you could turn on the idiot lantern and watch the Waltons, Little House on the Prairie, luncheon on some form of beeves, and then straight onto Kabadi before a spot of Highway to Heaven, Songs of Praise, Antiques Roadshow and Lovejoy.
I for one struggle to think of a culture or ethnicity not encompassed by such visual delights. Sadly television has lost its way since Harry Secombe, Ian McShane and Michael Landon died.
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| Re: a comment on Tribeca by Dovina |
12-Apr-07/2:18 AM |
As you have not had the benefit of Channel 4 ethnic sports in your youth I will explain the rules:
In essence one team member goes out and has a lamb faal the night before the match. He/she must then wander around a patch of dirt whilst shouting Kabadi to proving he/she isn't breathing in. The opposition team make a chain of hands and try and touch the ethnic before he/she shits themselves. Anyone tarnished by an ethnic splatter has to swap teams. The winner is the team member that dies last of dysentery.
This game was less popular under colonial rule, but since they the middle temple fakir made some salt they are play it all the time. Currently the HSBC call centre team tops the Kabadi league. However non-league games are more exciting as there is less corruption (A number of funnels and centrifuges were found in the AVIVA call centre second fifteen which were used to enhance the projection and range of the ethnic splatter) hence my comment comparing a non-league game of Kabadi with this magnificent poem.
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| Re: a comment on Shuushin the multi-personality total cunt by mr cunt |
10-Apr-07/5:17 AM |
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Neither am I since they changed the password. :.(..
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| Re: Tribeca by Dovina |
10-Apr-07/5:15 AM |
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As excellent as watching a nnon-league game of Kabadi.
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| Re: A KISS TO BUILD A DREAM ON . . . by stevopoet |
10-Apr-07/4:04 AM |
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This is a terrible poem, if indeed it could be called a poem. Showing off that you know Gibraltar has a rock and that Thebes lies next door to the Garden of Eden is not sufficient to make up for the appallingly squelchy line: "That which cannot become grime in the wind."
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| Re: a comment on A twisted Trail in Edenâs Garden by Dovina |
27-Mar-07/2:21 AM |
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| Re: a comment on Here are the wipes by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. |
23-Mar-07/2:15 AM |
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| Re: a comment on A Single Strand of Golden Yellow by Aetius |
23-Mar-07/2:13 AM |
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Your Father and Grandfather evoke the imagery of two men utterly disgusted that their genes could produce such a monstruously lesbian child/grandchild.
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| Re: a comment on Writer's Block by cheese.doodles |
23-Mar-07/2:11 AM |
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Fairies, fill and head are all bulging with pornographic symbolism. I suggest you remove them unless you wish the passing 'ranker to presume you a lewd.
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| Re: a comment on Untitled by Dovina |
22-Mar-07/10:02 AM |
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You were so extraoridinarily close to saying something unpleasant to someone in that comment, but then you rescued yourself by chintzing it up with some " ". However, a pleasnat comment with a barb from Ranger is still the most withering attack anyone can experience on poemranker. So Dovina, get yourself a title, and then get yourself back to the open water before the Icelanders catch you and make you into heating oil.
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| Re: The Small Ones by Dovina |
22-Mar-07/9:58 AM |
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This poem makes light of the deeply fecund stirrings of the author whilst, almost unbelievably, illustrating the juvenile chauvinism that most men exhibit to their womenfolk. Truly, a Duchy Original hobnob perched on the side of a eunuch's head could not create more worrying signs of modern day degradation than the impassioned twittering of this middle aged proto-crone.
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| Re: Campfire by MacFrantic |
22-Mar-07/9:53 AM |
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Macfrantic, firstly you have a rubbish username, secondly this poem is moribund.
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| Re: Writer's Block by cheese.doodles |
22-Mar-07/9:52 AM |
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| Re: a comment on A Single Strand of Golden Yellow by Aetius |
22-Mar-07/8:48 AM |
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"She had no loom, and never wove more than tales" is the most ball tighteningly erotic imagery.
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| Re: Waffleman by Stephen Robins |
15-Mar-07/3:43 AM |
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| Re: a comment on Here are the wipes by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. |
15-Mar-07/3:43 AM |
How utterly confounding,
Whilst your meat you were pounding,
To find a hairpiece; astounding!
And very fishy 'tis sounding,
As I've heard tale this wig was surrounding,
The face of a foundling,
That you were seen hounding.
So can you please explain,
When you claim to abstain,
Why you're snorting cocaine,
And smell of champagne,
You've created a stain,
On this poor foundling's brain,
Making it plain,
'Tis okay to obtain,
A hairpiece of fame,
And embark on a campaign;
Of pedaristic shame,
And then later proclaim,
'Twas the hairpiece to blame.
Well I fear for your soul,
As you pummel his hole,
With the wig that you stole.
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| Re: Pedaling West by Dovina |
15-Mar-07/1:50 AM |
There once was a blob named Dovina,
Christ, you'd have wept had you seen her,
All of that weight,
Squeeze into four feet and eight,
She had the combined mass of Bosnia and Herzegovina.
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| Re: a comment on Settling In by jessicazee |
15-Mar-07/1:49 AM |
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A lamentably brief vicar nipple flash.
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| Re: a comment on A Lament For Alice by hungry_shepherd |
15-Mar-07/1:47 AM |
An ill-conceived invitation to a buttock reading resulting in a comically small splat.
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