| Re: a comment on Hallelujah by hungry_shepherd |
15-Mar-07/1:45 AM |
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A suprisingly brittle coat of vicar discharge
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| Re: a comment on Settling In by jessicazee |
14-Mar-07/10:05 AM |
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A somewhat wobbly negro chin
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| Re: a comment on A Lament For Alice by hungry_shepherd |
14-Mar-07/10:01 AM |
An unfeasibly square negro face festooned with inflatable lips.
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| Re: a comment on Hallelujah by hungry_shepherd |
14-Mar-07/9:59 AM |
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A tremendously smelly vicar egg
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| Re: The Dovina Limericks by Everyone |
28-Feb-07/8:17 AM |
There once was a blob named Dovina,
Christ, you'd have wept had you seen her,
All of that weight,
Squeeze into four feet and eight,
She had the combined mass of Bosnia and Herzegovina.
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| Re: a comment on The exile returns by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w |
22-Feb-07/7:35 AM |
I've flung ropes of cum,
Further than you've run.
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| Re: a comment on The exile returns by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w |
22-Feb-07/7:30 AM |
The size of you legs!
Belief it begs,
But the size of your knob,
Would make a grown man sob.
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| Re: The exile returns by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w |
22-Feb-07/6:15 AM |
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Perhaps you could explain to the collective of poemrankers how your legs have expanded over the course of the last few years. Is it not true that the bulging repletion of your thighs has caused you to wear clowns trousers? Has this not led you being addressed in the Royal Courts of Scunthorpe as Fraser Allonby Queen's Clown? Further, is not also true that the self same expansion of your legs has made it quite impossible for you to locate your penis leading to you being known on the circuit as Fraser Allonby Quo Gallo?
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| Re: a comment on Polite refusal by Stephen Robins |
20-Feb-07/2:59 AM |
I enjoy the sight of a middle aged failure in a suit with NO VENTING trying to sit down with his suit STILL DONE UP.
Check out how well fitted these splendid suits are:
http://www.baronboutique.com/men_3.htm
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| Re: a comment on Yet more woe by Stephen Robins |
19-Feb-07/6:31 AM |
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| Re: a comment on Plurals by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. |
19-Feb-07/6:30 AM |
LOLTTM!!!!!!!!!!!
What a terribly offensive joke!!!!!!
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| Re: Here are the wipes by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. |
19-Feb-07/6:29 AM |
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An excellent tale about wiping and ships.
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| Re: Plurals by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. |
16-Feb-07/8:05 AM |
Along a similar theme:
A bolus bearded wound of Rockmages
A rampant herd of Dovinas
A greasy slag of Bethys
A splitarse of Katies
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| Re: a comment on Yet more woe by Stephen Robins |
15-Feb-07/12:46 AM |
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Yet another failure in the long history of what will in time come to be known as "The Dovina Parodies (failures)".
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| Re: Yet more woe by Stephen Robins |
14-Feb-07/4:55 AM |
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| Re: Yet more woe by Stephen Robins |
14-Feb-07/4:53 AM |
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| Re: a comment on Captured by Dovina |
13-Feb-07/1:06 AM |
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Nothing compounds the shame of having erupted everywhere more than the condescending cooing of a delightfully plump midden dweller. As you lick your fingers the poor man, on his way to an important assignation, must find a way of cleansing his trousers whilst bewailing his lack of moral rectitude and vowing never again to take the short cut through the shambles where the temptation of speedy relief from a brazen young wench is all too enticing.
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| Re: Captured by Dovina |
12-Feb-07/8:42 AM |
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Dovina I have just soiled my brand new spats.
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| Re: a comment on Flowers by Dovina |
8-Feb-07/11:46 AM |
Ranger your average vote is 7.94 - you really are too cheerful.
There once was young chap named ranger,
Who'd place his poor life in grave danger,
He wandered 'round town,
With a smile, not a frown,
And hug and kiss a complete stranger.
That is easily the softest most gay poem I have ever written, clearly you are infectious.
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| Re: One Size Fits Most by Lenore |
7-Feb-07/4:28 AM |
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wow the spacing on this is really really big.
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