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Plurals (Free verse) by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
The plural of "Rhombus" is "Rhombi". The plural of "Octopus" is "Octopodes". The plural of "Beef Wellington" is "Beeves Wellington". The plural of "Guinea Pig" is "Guineas Pig". The plural of "Rolf Harris" is "Rolves Harris". The plural of "Gortex Jacket" is "Gortices Jacket".

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Arithmetic Mean: 5.285714
Weighted score: 5.0768404
Overall Rank: 6513
Posted: February 16, 2007 12:13 AM PST; Last modified: February 16, 2007 12:13 AM PST
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[8] Stephen Robins @ 213.146.148.199 | 16-Feb-07/8:05 AM | Reply
Along a similar theme:

A bolus bearded wound of Rockmages
A rampant herd of Dovinas
A greasy slag of Bethys
A splitarse of Katies

[n/a] Dovina @ 208.127.90.176 | 16-Feb-07/9:27 AM | Reply
The plural of “-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.” is “-=Darkies_Angel=-, Private In flagrante delicto.”
[4] nentwined @ 76.167.62.172 | 16-Feb-07/11:31 AM | Reply
I'll take a Guiness, you pig!

Cute. But doesn't do it for me.

Minus a point for not having "fish" as per rockmage.

Extra point for the word "Gortices".
[n/a] richa @ 81.179.135.216 | 16-Feb-07/2:17 PM | Reply
Octopodes is my favourite.
[8] Ranger @ 81.103.124.179 | 19-Feb-07/1:16 AM | Reply
The plural of "terrible poeme" is "www.allpoetry.com"
[8] Stephen Robins @ 213.146.148.199 > Ranger | 19-Feb-07/6:30 AM | Reply
LOLTTM!!!!!!!!!!!

What a terribly offensive joke!!!!!!
[7] SupremeDreamer @ 130.65.109.104 | 19-Feb-07/6:00 PM | Reply
wtf?
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