| Re: The dance as old as time by wEdible Underpantsw |
28-Mar-03/5:09 AM |
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However having just read katies dross poetry I have to admit I prefer the idea of breaching her maidenhead.
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| Re: The Gentleman by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. |
28-Mar-03/6:25 AM |
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This is the best poem on this site. All the rest are crap including my own, but this actually made me chortle out loud, for this sah I commend you.
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31-Mar-03/5:34 AM |
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Cack in a sack in a shack in Iraq.
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1-Apr-03/8:04 AM |
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Is Frass really a gay with aids? Thats terrible, poor aids.
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| Re: I'm Pissed by NewbieMe |
4-Apr-03/3:14 AM |
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piss poor, I suggest you pull the trigger.
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| Re: i cant' let him go by roses are red |
7-Apr-03/6:15 AM |
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I would sooner be found in bed stuck in Saddams arse by a CNN crew with my family watching then ever have to read that pile of contrived bowel leakage.
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7-Apr-03/6:35 AM |
It looks to me like your in the wrong part of the service sector, retail will never pay. Unless you own several shops in which case you can bequeath large amounts of money to an ignorant kid who will blow it on a fast women and pink poo - which I guess is more fun than standing in a shop wearing shit shoes.
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| Re: My Back Fat by charlie busted |
27-Jun-03/1:29 AM |
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An interesting confessional. I applaud the sincerity of the sentiment. Charlie from busted is a very good looking person and I don't think a small smattering of back fat should interfere with both a succesful pop career and a healthy active life. Should the back fat subsume the front of you as well, enveloping what little visible frame you have remaining ala Rick Walla then I think you should write another poem concerning your general surfeit of blubber however at this time I believe the sentiment expressed here is both fitting and enough.
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| Re: -=Dark_Angel_Is_No_Longer_Funny=- by wEdible Underpantsw |
27-Jun-03/4:51 AM |
Dark angel has only ever written two funny poems -child of my buttocks and a gentleman. All the rest of the humour generated was by hysterical yank fools who believe we should all have AIDS so as to have empathy with the fags and smackheads who are the petri dish in which the disease was formed.
Furthermore Bernard Manning is indeed funny. There was a documentary on him going to India on channel 4 last night (for those who do not know this TV channel is run by the British state to broadcast to aforementioned gays and drug addicts and has a distinctly anti-war stance). Bernard wheezed his diabetes addled body around India and was seen in only a pair of briefs whilst eating a curried tomato. The man is very very funny - I hope they capture the moment he dies in a fly on the wall documentary - that will be worth watching.
In short you have incorrectly articulated the sentiment I belive you were trying to express. That being that Dark Angel's poemas are tired and too full of in jokes to merit reading whereas Bernard Manning is not funny in the jokes he tells but is funny in the life he leads.
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| Re: -=Words_From_Dark_Angel=- by wEdible Underpantsw |
1-Jul-03/9:29 AM |
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Any poem without a comment from that insufferable bore Horus8 gets a big thumbs up from me. Well Done!
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2-Jul-03/4:30 AM |
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I once borrowed a colon from my local hospital and wore it as a feather boa. It was a shit idea as the ring piece was no longer attached and everytime I swung it over my shoulder hospital fishcakes flew out.
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| Re: My last ever poemranker transmission by King Abdullah II |
3-Jul-03/12:50 AM |
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See you later cock-4-lunch.
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| Re: Junior Trees by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w |
4-Jul-03/3:56 PM |
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This is uite simply briliant, how are you doing steve ?I have been drinking now for six hours and I hope you are still at work mofo.
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| Re: Nigger Hole by horus8 |
18-Jul-03/8:13 AM |
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22-Jul-03/8:28 AM |
A better poem juxtaposed with mine there could not be.
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24-Jul-03/1:13 AM |
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Everybody already knows you yanks are a bunch of uncultured, uncouth clowns. This poem says nothing we don't already know and what's more it says it with bad rythm and ryhme. Here's a tip if you know how shit it is to be a septic tank why don't you go and buy a big gun and go to your local school and see how many kids you can kill and help alter the paradigm.
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1-Aug-03/8:01 AM |
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mulberry fair your name suggests an intimate knowledge of smack and rimming. I suggest you stick to those.
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12-Aug-03/8:57 AM |
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19-Sep-03/8:26 AM |
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You are a lump of melting cuntbutter. -2-
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| Re: In Memory of Princess Diana by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? |
26-Sep-03/2:38 AM |
In memory of Princess Diana reprised:
Turn right here, no not here.
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