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In Memory of Princess Diana (Sonnet) by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? A boy got accidentally blown up by a landmine,
He was from Africa or something,
He tried to file an official complaint,
But he didn't have a leg to stand on!!!
Up the ladder:
Memories
Down the ladder:
Football
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Posted: September 11, 2003 10:00 AM PDT; Last modified: September 11, 2003 10:00 AM PDTWeighted score: 3.999797 Overall Rank: 13389 Comments:
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-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 81.86.113.159
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11-Sep-03/4:48 PM
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I find it hauntingly poignant that you chose to post this on September 11th, the very day on which the Events of September 11th took place. 10.
You should teach him how to stand on his face, 'professionally', like you do.
You have made three glaring errors:
a)The boy in the poem is merely fictional, and therefore incapable of acquiring knowledge or skills. b)You have confused the expression "To stand on ones's face" with the action of actually physically standing on one's face. c)I never claimed to write poetry for a living (though I of course could do if I so chose). You can't just make a word into an insult by putting it in inverted commas.
Aeth triteeth noveltieeth.
As always, you have failed to appreciate the many levels of complex, inter-twined emotion in my poetry.
Iteth youeth thateth haseth mistooketh myeth deweth soakedeth loveeth greetingeth.
I have misunderstood nothing. Also, your grasp of archaic English is amateurish at best.
Ieth haveeth muchoeth largereth thingseth toeth graspeth. Unlikeeth youeth whoeth haveeth noteth answeredeth yeteth theeth mysteryeth ofeth youreth genitalseth.
Your comments are so hurtful that I'm considering giving up poetry for good. I hope you're pleased with yourself, Mr Cheese, if that is your real name. I have no more to say on the matter.
i like it. its clever.
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In memory of Princess Diana reprised:
Turn right here, no not here.
o0
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