In Memory of Princess Diana

Member since 2003 · Posted 11 Sep 2003 · 12 comments

A boy got accidentally blown up by a landmine, He was from Africa or something, He tried to file an official complaint, But he didn't have a leg to stand on!!!

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[10] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 11-Sep-03/4:48 PM Reply

I find it hauntingly poignant that you chose to post this on September 11th, the very day on which the Events of September 11th took place. 10.

[n/a] Shardik 11-Sep-03/7:43 PM Reply

You should teach him how to stand on his face, 'professionally', like you do.

[n/a] ?-Dave_Mysterious-? › Shardik 12-Sep-03/9:49 AM Reply

You have made three glaring errors:
a)The boy in the poem is merely fictional, and therefore incapable of acquiring knowledge or skills.
b)You have confused the expression "To stand on ones's face" with the action of actually physically standing on one's face.
c)I never claimed to write poetry for a living (though I of course could do if I so chose). You can't just make a word into an insult by putting it in inverted commas.

[n/a] deleted user 12-Sep-03/6:49 PM Reply

Aeth triteeth noveltieeth.

[n/a] ?-Dave_Mysterious-? › deleted user 15-Sep-03/3:05 PM Reply

As always, you have failed to appreciate the many levels of complex, inter-twined emotion in my poetry.

[n/a] deleted user › ?-Dave_Mysterious-? 15-Sep-03/3:16 PM Reply

Iteth youeth thateth haseth mistooketh myeth deweth soakedeth loveeth greetingeth.

[n/a] ?-Dave_Mysterious-? › deleted user 15-Sep-03/3:25 PM Reply

I have misunderstood nothing. Also, your grasp of archaic English is amateurish at best.

[n/a] deleted user › ?-Dave_Mysterious-? 15-Sep-03/3:47 PM Reply

Ieth haveeth muchoeth largereth thingseth toeth graspeth. Unlikeeth youeth whoeth haveeth noteth answeredeth yeteth theeth mysteryeth ofeth youreth genitalseth.

[n/a] ?-Dave_Mysterious-? › deleted user 16-Sep-03/7:18 AM Reply

Your comments are so hurtful that I'm considering giving up poetry for good. I hope you're pleased with yourself, Mr Cheese, if that is your real name. I have no more to say on the matter.

[10] Hostileintent 23-Sep-03/7:37 AM Reply

i like it. its clever.
10

[10] Stephen Robins 26-Sep-03/2:38 AM Reply

In memory of Princess Diana reprised:

Turn right here, no not here.

[0] baphomet 28-Sep-03/10:27 PM Reply