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Edible Underpants is a recipient of the poemWanker award:
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-=Words_From_Dark_Angel=- (Free verse) by wEdible Underpantsw
I am the "poete" who all men fear. They panic and run far whene'er I come near. I'm known to be lewd and I'm prone to take liberties And tell folk about my odd sexual proclivities. When I was a youngster I developed a taste For rubbing warm faeces all o'er my face. I like phallic objects so much I collect 'em I lube them and ram them far deep in my rectum.

Up the ladder: sink

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Arithmetic Mean: 6.5
Weighted score: 5.1788044
Overall Rank: 4812
Posted: June 29, 2003 11:46 PM PDT; Last modified: October 8, 2003 7:42 AM PDT
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[10] DreamerSupreme @ | 29-Jun-03/11:53 PM | Reply
LMAO. bravo mr edible, you just woke me up from death with laughter. thanks alot, ive been craving this. I will savor it with supreme giddy gaiety. blessed with 10
[n/a] thepinkbunnyofdoom @ | 30-Jun-03/12:48 PM | Reply
You are such a Tard. I think you are D.A.

And shouldn't it be feces?
[n/a] SupremeDreamer @ > thepinkbunnyofdoom | 30-Jun-03/12:59 PM | Reply
?? Me?
[n/a] thepinkbunnyofdoom @ > SupremeDreamer | 30-Jun-03/1:54 PM | Reply
Where I commenting to you I would have replyed to your previous comment(Just like you did to mine), instead of writing in the above comment box, a whole new comment that its rather unlikely U'd see.
[n/a] SupremeDreamer @ > thepinkbunnyofdoom | 30-Jun-03/2:00 PM | Reply
im bored, mentally and physically exhausted. plus i was hoping to awaken the dead and see some movement in the comment boards. success.
[n/a] thepinkbunnyofdoom @ > SupremeDreamer | 30-Jun-03/2:42 PM | Reply
Well I'm not dead but I am pretty tired so I think this'll be my last post for today. I'm going to go snuggle up to my teddy bear and catch some ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz's.
You practise the ancient art of genital mutilation twice daily.
Thanx. I was wondering why my balls kept getting bruised. Next time, I'll put a cup on before I let the other personality take over.
No, faeces you dunce.
[n/a] wFraser Allonby Q.C.w @ | 1-Jul-03/7:04 AM | Reply
[10] wCUNTw @ | 1-Jul-03/7:05 AM | Reply
[10] deleted user @ | 1-Jul-03/7:23 AM | Reply
Not bad for a spasticated moron
[10] QUENDO @ | 1-Jul-03/7:26 AM | Reply
Bravo indeed. Where is DA anyway? You'ld expect him to comment on something like this.
[10] wCUNTw @ | 1-Jul-03/8:50 AM | Reply
Not bad for a gay
[10] Stephen Robins @ | 1-Jul-03/9:29 AM | Reply
Any poem without a comment from that insufferable bore Horus8 gets a big thumbs up from me. Well Done!
[10] Johnnie Baptiste @ | 2-Jul-03/2:01 AM | Reply
Hee hee
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