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Edible Underpants is a recipient of the poemWanker award:
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-=Words_From_Dark_Angel=- (Free verse) by wEdible Underpantsw
I am the "poete" who all men fear. They panic and run far whene'er I come near. I'm known to be lewd and I'm prone to take liberties And tell folk about my odd sexual proclivities. When I was a youngster I developed a taste For rubbing warm faeces all o'er my face. I like phallic objects so much I collect 'em I lube them and ram them far deep in my rectum.

Up the ladder: sink

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Arithmetic Mean: 6.5
Weighted score: 5.1788044
Overall Rank: 4812
Posted: June 29, 2003 11:46 PM PDT; Last modified: October 8, 2003 7:42 AM PDT
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[10] DreamerSupreme @ 204.31.166.62 | 29-Jun-03/11:53 PM | Reply
LMAO. bravo mr edible, you just woke me up from death with laughter. thanks alot, ive been craving this. I will savor it with supreme giddy gaiety. blessed with 10
[n/a] thepinkbunnyofdoom @ 24.209.21.223 | 30-Jun-03/12:48 PM | Reply
You are such a Tard. I think you are D.A.

And shouldn't it be feces?
[n/a] SupremeDreamer @ 204.31.176.140 > thepinkbunnyofdoom | 30-Jun-03/12:59 PM | Reply
?? Me?
[n/a] thepinkbunnyofdoom @ 24.209.21.223 > SupremeDreamer | 30-Jun-03/1:54 PM | Reply
Where I commenting to you I would have replyed to your previous comment(Just like you did to mine), instead of writing in the above comment box, a whole new comment that its rather unlikely U'd see.
[n/a] SupremeDreamer @ 204.31.176.140 > thepinkbunnyofdoom | 30-Jun-03/2:00 PM | Reply
im bored, mentally and physically exhausted. plus i was hoping to awaken the dead and see some movement in the comment boards. success.
[n/a] thepinkbunnyofdoom @ 24.209.21.223 > SupremeDreamer | 30-Jun-03/2:42 PM | Reply
Well I'm not dead but I am pretty tired so I think this'll be my last post for today. I'm going to go snuggle up to my teddy bear and catch some ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz's.
MESSAGE TO JASON:
You practise the ancient art of genital mutilation twice daily.
MESSAGE TO PAINUS IN THE ANUS
Thanx. I was wondering why my balls kept getting bruised. Next time, I'll put a cup on before I let the other personality take over.
No, faeces you dunce.
[n/a] wFraser Allonby Q.C.w @ 195.157.153.253 | 1-Jul-03/7:04 AM | Reply
good
[10] wCUNTw @ 195.157.153.253 | 1-Jul-03/7:05 AM | Reply
super
[10] deleted user @ 195.157.153.253 | 1-Jul-03/7:23 AM | Reply
Not bad for a spasticated moron
[10] QUENDO @ 195.157.153.253 | 1-Jul-03/7:26 AM | Reply
Bravo indeed. Where is DA anyway? You'ld expect him to comment on something like this.
[10] wCUNTw @ 195.157.153.253 | 1-Jul-03/8:50 AM | Reply
Not bad for a gay
[10] Stephen Robins @ 213.253.24.101 | 1-Jul-03/9:29 AM | Reply
Any poem without a comment from that insufferable bore Horus8 gets a big thumbs up from me. Well Done!
[10] Johnnie Baptiste @ 195.157.153.253 | 2-Jul-03/2:01 AM | Reply
Hee hee
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