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Edible Underpants is a recipient of the poemWanker award: -=Words_From_Dark_Angel=- (Free verse) by wEdible UnderpantswLikes to create fake accounts pretending to be other users. I am the "poete" who all men fear.
They panic and run far whene'er I come near.
I'm known to be lewd and I'm prone to take liberties
And tell folk about my odd sexual proclivities.
When I was a youngster I developed a taste
For rubbing warm faeces all o'er my face.
I like phallic objects so much I collect 'em
I lube them and ram them far deep in my rectum.
Up the ladder:
sink
Down the ladder:
Deranged Sailor: Sea Sickness [revised]
Votes: (green: user, blue: anonymous)
Arithmetic Mean: 6.5
Posted: June 29, 2003 11:46 PM PDT; Last modified: October 8, 2003 7:42 AM PDTWeighted score: 5.1788044 Overall Rank: 4868 Comments:
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DreamerSupreme @ 204.31.166.62
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29-Jun-03/11:53 PM
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LMAO. bravo mr edible, you just woke me up from death with laughter. thanks alot, ive been craving this. I will savor it with supreme giddy gaiety. blessed with 10
You are such a Tard. I think you are D.A.
And shouldn't it be feces?
?? Me?
Where I commenting to you I would have replyed to your previous comment(Just like you did to mine), instead of writing in the above comment box, a whole new comment that its rather unlikely U'd see.
im bored, mentally and physically exhausted. plus i was hoping to awaken the dead and see some movement in the comment boards. success.
Well I'm not dead but I am pretty tired so I think this'll be my last post for today. I'm going to go snuggle up to my teddy bear and catch some ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz's.
MESSAGE TO JASON:
You practise the ancient art of genital mutilation twice daily.
MESSAGE TO PAINUS IN THE ANUS
Thanx. I was wondering why my balls kept getting bruised. Next time, I'll put a cup on before I let the other personality take over.
No, faeces you dunce.
good
super
Not bad for a spasticated moron
Bravo indeed. Where is DA anyway? You'ld expect him to comment on something like this.
Not bad for a gay
Any poem without a comment from that insufferable bore Horus8 gets a big thumbs up from me. Well Done!
Hee hee
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