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20 most recent comments by Shardik (101-120) and replies

Re: a comment on Monogamy by BrandonW 21-Feb-04/3:38 PM
A bit queer if you ask me?
Re: a comment on Goodbye by Sunshine Conkey 21-Feb-04/12:49 PM
Bow'ls
Re: a comment on Goodbye by Sunshine Conkey 21-Feb-04/12:48 PM
It's the kind of word that'll make you shave the goat and do a magical tit whistle before strapping yourelf to the goats underside for a bit of a running.
Re: Suggestions by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 9-Feb-04/1:11 PM
1. Squelch rubber on your unibike.
2. Flip off Mrs. BOddington and her poodle
3. Get the New York times.
4. Clean the bottom of the bird cage
5. Break dance.
6. Watch Flash Dance.
7. Call Kevin Bacon's agent
8. Eat a hot pocket
9. Skim the top of the pool
10.Buy a bucket of Chicken and sit on it.
Re: a comment on Suggestions by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 9-Feb-04/1:06 PM
B.
Re: a comment on Sissy Faggot by Shardik 27-Jan-04/10:10 AM
Like your shoes are nice juxtaposition when you put them on to clean the head?
Re: a comment on Under a better bed wetter by Shardik 26-Jan-04/11:02 PM
Either do I, you want to maybe stick it in the microwave and see what it does?
Re: a comment on Reconstruction by andrewjthomas 26-Jan-04/5:21 PM
pan handler?
Re: a comment on Reconstruction by andrewjthomas 26-Jan-04/5:20 PM
brush
Re: a comment on Once the moon turned me into a hairy vagina by horus8 26-Jan-04/5:16 PM
Hmmmm. Damn. You remind me of Sean Connery playing Alan Quarterby, but with a much thicker beard.
Re: bitch on the triple word score by middenHeap 26-Jan-04/3:00 PM
If you soak a pretzel in urine for five hours it will swell and taste nasty.
Re: a comment on Sissy Faggot by Shardik 26-Jan-04/2:55 PM
liar.
Re: Reconstruction by andrewjthomas 26-Jan-04/2:45 PM
Pan handler.
Re: Captain Cannibal by Lenore 26-Jan-04/2:38 PM
Have you seen "The Fog"? (This is where dark bagel comes along and goes "I am fog!!! blargh!" and then toots the horn on the side of his ass wagon).
Re: a comment on Once the moon turned me into a hairy vagina by horus8 26-Jan-04/2:34 PM
Would you like to come swing with us? There's a ramp.
Re: a comment on Once the moon turned me into a hairy vagina by horus8 26-Jan-04/2:33 PM
Really? I must have skipped that day to go swing on a rope at the pond.
Re: The Ballade of Hollis Browne by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 26-Jan-04/2:09 PM
Somewhere in the distance, squatters in a river, are washing napkins for the lord of the manor, beating the socks on the rocks to afford retainers. while their children splash ecoli and dream of saucing an eggroll.
Re: a comment on Once the moon turned me into a hairy vagina by horus8 26-Jan-04/2:05 PM
Do you know what a pimple poem is asshat?
Re: The woods house by zodiac 15-Jan-04/3:56 PM
A cracking good volley mate.
Re: Passing of Wind by Goad 12-Jan-04/4:38 PM
Homosexuallity is a sin, and you will go to Hell.


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