poemranker ::Sissy Faggot by Shardik

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Free verse № 81199

Sissy Faggot

Member since 2003 · Posted 26 Jan 2004 · Edited 17 Dec 2004 · 10 comments

After I had cut off my left nipple And fed it to my poodle. I thought, "I just can't take This anymore?" So I called 911, and told them they "are A bunch of sissy poor servants!". And then I marched down stairs, And demanded that my father Bash my head open in the Den, with a posh marble ash-tray, And at least rape me, Or something, but he was Busy buggering his chess Partner Lord Mallard in The arms room, with the Mace, and gauntlet. I am so lonely. I am so fat. My boyfriend wipes His peter on me As though I'm a Wicker front Door mat. I hate you for not hearing me. I masturbate to Morissey. I wish upon a star and flee; Back to my maid delivered green Tea. Oh, why can't you see? That I'm cutting through the Skin to be, different, like a Tampon with wings, and one Day when I'm sick of blaming You for my mistakes? I'll let You sauce up my noodle and Hack my tube steak into Another reason to hate You even more tomorrow. Perhaps, enough to blow Your dick off with my face.

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[10] zodiac 26-Jan-04/2:52 PM Reply
a tampon with wings? Anatomically impossible!
[10] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › zodiac 26-Jan-04/2:55 PM Reply
Perhaps so, but I would urge you to consult http://www.playgroundlaw.com/cgi-bin/browse.pl?sid=289
[10] zodiac › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 26-Jan-04/2:59 PM Reply
That's amazing. I stand educated.
[n/a] Shardik › zodiac 26-Jan-04/2:55 PM Reply
liar.
[10] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 26-Jan-04/3:11 PM Reply
This is one of the best poemes on poemeranker.
[8] irishfolksuicide 27-Jan-04/7:58 AM Reply
peter is always such a coy word to use, nice juxtaposition with wipes it on me.
[n/a] Shardik › irishfolksuicide 27-Jan-04/10:10 AM Reply
Like your shoes are nice juxtaposition when you put them on to clean the head?
[10] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › Shardik 27-Jan-04/10:39 AM Reply
Like a fondant fancy being gobbled by a slobbering hatless oaf?
[10] edpeterson 20-Apr-04/7:15 AM Reply
unbelievable. It reads like a page of my diary. I can SOOOO relate to this. Kewl.

my parents really never understood me neither. I hav not cut mysefl in 2 weeks, but its so hard.
[10] jessicazee 17-Dec-04/11:54 PM Reply
This poem rules. 10.