poemranker ::bitch on the triple word score by middenHeap

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Free verse № 80668

bitch on the triple word score

Member since 2003 · Posted 25 Jan 2004 · 5 comments

relax. don't make another mountain just so you can play on the dangerous precipices. you asked me to play so I'm playing! look--the moon is looking in on our disarray and she's getting pissed off-- so don’t shout so loud or she'll break in our windows. relax, drink your wine. I'll take back that word and spell another. look--I can spell witch, it scores even higher. save the fat-bellied letter for better times for beer and belly laughs and your sweet, sweet body baby. whoah, slow down don’t throw that--I’m warning you! ahh, shit that’s my favourite shirt you’ve gone and ruined. huh-what?? shut up and give me five tiles, bitch.

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5 comments

[9] zodiac 25-Jan-04/3:14 PM Reply
It would be even better with a bunch of seven-letter words starting with Qu or X. No, I can't think of any myself right now.
[n/a] middenHeap › zodiac 25-Jan-04/3:19 PM Reply
mmmm, and I just realized it makes no sense for him to be getting 5 tiles. I should change it to "my tiles".
[10] Shardik 26-Jan-04/3:00 PM Reply
If you soak a pretzel in urine for five hours it will swell and taste nasty.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › Shardik 26-Jan-04/3:15 PM Reply
I think swellings are nature's most beautiful gifts. To leave an innocent object in a pool of unsavoury liquid, and come back to find it bloated, pregnant with an unnameable sourness, is to commune with Christ, to experience true peace.
[9] zodiac › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 26-Jan-04/3:19 PM Reply
It's a kind of transubstantiation. And an immaculate conception (of sourness).