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20 most recent comments by Jeremi B. Handrinos (341-360)

Re: PIGS of the world by wLeBlanc IIIw 21-Mar-03/8:15 AM
Sir, snake charmers go doodle blee blee chirpe whislee we and then the snake takes their eye. Not vice versa. What goes around comes around quit fucking whining. we'll eventually get ours Perhaps you'd rather be nerve gassed (vx is some nasty shit, that'll invert your nipples) at a bus station, or perhaps visiting your brother at work when some zit faced idiot with a left handed fatwah flys a cesna full of anthrax and c4 up your ass on the fourtieth floor. You obviously don't have kids. America is not after their oil idiot just tweedle dumb and dumber. After all that's what we have Venezuala for stupid. WE HAVE THE POPPIES! WE HAVE THE OIL. WE HAVE THE HARAM CHICKS. NEENER NEENER NAW NAW. America's god? please, you can't fit del taco that easily into my tiny little mind mate. cheers, enjoy the shove turtle dove
regarding some deleted poem... 21-Mar-03/8:20 AM
yep
Re: you will feel by nentwined 27-Mar-03/11:45 AM
I have always been founder of the brave puncturer not the teasing mutilator.
Re: Hazy days by cleverdevice 27-Mar-03/11:48 AM
"remind" try pluralizing this.

"I'll have left of my summer of love."
I have left of my summer in love.

Re: Worst Haiku Ever by maffy 2-Apr-03/1:06 AM
No.
regarding some deleted poem... 2-Apr-03/1:09 AM
Gamma ray machine is finished and on gangbox.com. i'm gonna do a re-mix tomorrow though to fix some levels between the voice and the instruments. Nice poem. Very spanish rice and egg burrito.
Re: Say Hello by Sawa 4-Apr-03/12:41 PM
The sun is a masculine entity. The moon feminine.
Ruby's masculine. Emeralds feminine. To call the sun a she is practically counter effective. Like calling your mother 'dad' after shaving off her pubic hair and gluing it to her face.
regarding some deleted poem... 4-Apr-03/3:10 PM
I would argue the best thing about this poem is the word 'worman' the rest, with title, is pure odium, and stinted, but kind of funny.
Re: For Kristen by thepinkbunnyofdoom 7-Apr-03/5:09 PM
Good grief...
regarding some deleted poem... 7-Apr-03/5:11 PM
Nice try, but there is no kale in this salad, no tongs and no bowl.
regarding some deleted poem... 15-Apr-03/3:01 AM
You think?
Re: Change by Derge 15-Apr-03/3:03 AM
It would work if you could fucking spell.
Re: You Left Me by Cali 15-Apr-03/3:04 AM
good, i would done the same.
regarding some deleted poem... 15-Apr-03/3:09 AM
Sounds like a colonic rave, or just you taking another shit in the name of poetry and your mother's favourite jewish doctor's advice.
regarding some deleted poem... 19-Apr-03/8:23 AM
How many issues?
Re: Music and Me by *Lyrisick* 20-Apr-03/1:25 PM
Buy a dulcimer and hit the road, sounds like a hit. (of bad acid).
Re: Sarah by talking_goldfish 20-Apr-03/1:28 PM
Sarah? That's a jewish name. More Jewish idolatry gone amuck.
regarding some deleted poem... 20-Apr-03/1:37 PM
http://chickswithdicks.com

you might have to adjust your proxy settings to accomodate though. good luck.
Re: A Dream of Dragons by JohnnyW 20-Apr-03/2:04 PM
Could you possibly rhyme askew with Jesu? and bible with liabel. Thankyou.

Genesis 17 v27

"And all the men of his house. born in the house or brought with money from a foreigner, were circumcised with him."

Now that's a riddle my friend only your penis can solve.
Re: Letters by discordia 20-Apr-03/2:07 PM
you will of course wait a bit whilst I take out an insurance policy, I gather?


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