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Worst Haiku Ever

by maffy

Member since 2003 · Posted 1 Apr 2003 · 8 comments

Ants in your pants, Make your belly button dance, Bottom 15 Haiku by chance?

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0 is the worst, 10 the best. Pick a number, add a comment if you like, then send it. Keys: 0–9 pick, Enter sends.

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7 votes so far. Yours would make 8.7 votes so far

8 comments

[n/a] Christof 1-Apr-03/7:32 AM Reply
No, this is the worst haiku ever:

Hunky chunky monk
Meets tiny spiny pony
Spunky chinese punk.
[0] poetandknowit › Christof 1-Apr-03/10:10 AM Reply
No, Christof, I think he has you on this one. It most likely took him all day to compose it.
[n/a] JackCrawley › poetandknowit 1-Apr-03/11:14 AM Reply
I beg to differ. I don't think you can be the worst haiku ever if you aren't actually a haiku.

Now, Christof's attempt, while it DOES have the correct syllabification, is just too damn fun to say for it to be the worst ever.
[5] Mr Pig (again) 1-Apr-03/10:07 AM Reply
Let us pray that you get what you want. Do you write of anything remotely interesting?
[5] Mr Pig (again) 1-Apr-03/10:07 AM Reply
Interestingly enough you almost have the formula right.
[n/a] Jeremi B. Handrinos 2-Apr-03/1:06 AM Reply
No.
[n/a] Caducus 2-Apr-03/5:21 AM Reply
cack
[4] Robert K Foster 12-Jun-03/5:13 AM Reply
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