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Worst Haiku Ever (Haiku) by maffy
Ants in your pants, Make your belly button dance, Bottom 15 Haiku by chance?

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Arithmetic Mean: 1.4285715
Weighted score: 4.039495
Overall Rank: 13349
Posted: April 1, 2003 4:22 AM PST; Last modified: April 1, 2003 4:22 AM PST
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Comments:
[n/a] Christof @ 217.44.71.200 | 1-Apr-03/7:32 AM | Reply
No, this is the worst haiku ever:

Hunky chunky monk
Meets tiny spiny pony
Spunky chinese punk.
[0] poetandknowit @ 65.101.212.135 > Christof | 1-Apr-03/10:10 AM | Reply
No, Christof, I think he has you on this one. It most likely took him all day to compose it.
[n/a] JackCrawley @ 168.30.194.107 > poetandknowit | 1-Apr-03/11:14 AM | Reply
I beg to differ. I don't think you can be the worst haiku ever if you aren't actually a haiku.

Now, Christof's attempt, while it DOES have the correct syllabification, is just too damn fun to say for it to be the worst ever.
[5] Mr Pig (again) @ 195.92.194.16 | 1-Apr-03/10:07 AM | Reply
Let us pray that you get what you want. Do you write of anything remotely interesting?
[5] Mr Pig (again) @ 195.92.194.16 | 1-Apr-03/10:07 AM | Reply
Interestingly enough you almost have the formula right.
[n/a] Jeremi B. Handrinos @ 24.126.113.154 | 2-Apr-03/1:06 AM | Reply
No.
[n/a] Caducus @ 62.105.88.10 | 2-Apr-03/5:21 AM | Reply
cack
[4] Robert K Foster @ 209.68.66.80 | 12-Jun-03/5:13 AM | Reply
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