on Where do we hide the memories of a faded love? by Sam
12 Aug 2004, 2:04 PM
Uranus.
on Contemplation Of The Heart by kalikopeli
15 Aug 2004, 10:55 PM
"I still think it's one of my bests."
There you go thinking again.
There you go thinking again.
on Sinistral Defenses by Scarlet_Raindrops x
12 Aug 2004, 6:52 PM
Woah, I guess that makes you a pretty heartless pathetic cunt huh? Kind of like a toilet huh, except you have the arms to flush while us bad boys are turd dunked aye.
on Ode to the Bun by JaneDC
14 Jul 2004, 12:29 PM
fat arse
on swallow it by anonandonandon
14 Jul 2004, 12:30 PM
Indeed.
on some deleted poem
27 Jul 2004, 2:09 PM
JESUS, you squelched that up.
on some deleted poem
27 Jul 2004, 2:05 PM
I thought you were going to rhyme "burst" with "knockwurst", but you didn't. Also; words are not composed, music is, words are written, scrawled, memorized, spoken, sang, or RAPED, but not composed.
on A Year Later (edited a bit) by Sasha
11 Jul 2004, 11:54 AM
Want a twinkie?
on An Old Man's Folly (from the diaries of Dave Q. Mysterious) by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
17 Jul 2004, 6:04 PM
That's Art 11!
on Mr Blobby V skooby doo!! by MR Blobby
17 Jul 2004, 6:06 PM
No
on some deleted poem
17 Jul 2004, 6:07 PM
Fizz
on Divorcing Tennessee by Dovina
17 Jul 2004, 6:08 PM
I surf Dana Point... Go Killer Dana! Fuck the red triangle though; too cold up there.
on The Spaz by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
14 Jul 2004, 12:12 PM
A Fartstenching Staggering Work Of Weenus
on some deleted poem
14 Jul 2004, 12:16 PM
I'd fuck you both with a rubber chicken, and then trade your violated besoiled vulvas to marylin mansons keyboardist Tic for a handfull of dippity doo and a pair of edible chaps.
on some deleted poem
14 Jul 2004, 12:25 PM
Really, these chicks are like from Iowa?
The only thing to be scared of in Iowa, is POSSIBLY falling asleep, and than being sat on by a great aunt or a smart cow.
A. We don't know why, nor do we care why they are scared.
B. Even if we did, that wouldn't stop the laughing
C. I can't help but wonder, how can they BE SCARED when they are most asssuredly sighing because neither were forced into the trunk of a car with a rabid black midget nick named 'the wedge'.
I mean fine for one more day?
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Fine from what? Some frat boy schmuck sniffing out an untucked tampon string? their mother finding the brittle black skid marks on one of their secret g-strings?
Please., this poem is screaming for BIG BLACK COCK, any fucking blind babboon could see that
I mean "panting"?
LOL, okay...?
Somebody pass me my puppy shampoo.
The only thing to be scared of in Iowa, is POSSIBLY falling asleep, and than being sat on by a great aunt or a smart cow.
A. We don't know why, nor do we care why they are scared.
B. Even if we did, that wouldn't stop the laughing
C. I can't help but wonder, how can they BE SCARED when they are most asssuredly sighing because neither were forced into the trunk of a car with a rabid black midget nick named 'the wedge'.
I mean fine for one more day?
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Fine from what? Some frat boy schmuck sniffing out an untucked tampon string? their mother finding the brittle black skid marks on one of their secret g-strings?
Please., this poem is screaming for BIG BLACK COCK, any fucking blind babboon could see that
I mean "panting"?
LOL, okay...?
Somebody pass me my puppy shampoo.
on some deleted poem
14 Jul 2004, 12:27 PM
YEAST
on MR Blobby V bill and ben by MR Blobby
14 Jul 2004, 12:28 PM
Yes
on Old Friends by sliver
14 Jul 2004, 12:33 PM
Old Rearends By Captain Napkin
A wedding mannana
Somewhere in Rowanda
The groom has AIDS
As Uranus fades
Away, yadda yadda
yadda.
A wedding mannana
Somewhere in Rowanda
The groom has AIDS
As Uranus fades
Away, yadda yadda
yadda.
on some deleted poem
10 Jul 2004, 6:53 PM
razorgrin
on Absolute Truth (about Quarton) by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
7 Jul 2004, 7:18 PM
This is a tour bus to Uranus if I've ever seen one, and I have... Toured Uranus.