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20 most recent comments by horus8 (181-200)

Re: Absolute Truth (about Quarton) by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? 7-Jul-04/7:18 PM
This is a tour bus to Uranus if I've ever seen one, and I have... Toured Uranus.
regarding some deleted poem... 10-Jul-04/6:53 PM
razorgrin
Re: A Year Later (edited a bit) by Sasha 11-Jul-04/11:54 AM
Want a twinkie?
Re: The Spaz by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? 14-Jul-04/12:12 PM
A Fartstenching Staggering Work Of Weenus
regarding some deleted poem... 14-Jul-04/12:16 PM
I'd fuck you both with a rubber chicken, and then trade your violated besoiled vulvas to marylin mansons keyboardist Tic for a handfull of dippity doo and a pair of edible chaps.
regarding some deleted poem... 14-Jul-04/12:25 PM
Really, these chicks are like from Iowa?

The only thing to be scared of in Iowa, is POSSIBLY falling asleep, and than being sat on by a great aunt or a smart cow.

A. We don't know why, nor do we care why they are scared.

B. Even if we did, that wouldn't stop the laughing

C. I can't help but wonder, how can they BE SCARED when they are most asssuredly sighing because neither were forced into the trunk of a car with a rabid black midget nick named 'the wedge'.


I mean fine for one more day?
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Fine from what? Some frat boy schmuck sniffing out an untucked tampon string? their mother finding the brittle black skid marks on one of their secret g-strings?

Please., this poem is screaming for BIG BLACK COCK, any fucking blind babboon could see that

I mean "panting"?

LOL, okay...?

Somebody pass me my puppy shampoo.
regarding some deleted poem... 14-Jul-04/12:27 PM
YEAST
Re: MR Blobby V bill and ben by MR Blobby 14-Jul-04/12:28 PM
Yes
Re: Ode to the Bun by JaneDC 14-Jul-04/12:29 PM
fat arse
Re: swallow it by anonandonandon 14-Jul-04/12:30 PM
Indeed.
Re: Old Friends by sliver 14-Jul-04/12:33 PM
Old Rearends By Captain Napkin


A wedding mannana
Somewhere in Rowanda
The groom has AIDS
As Uranus fades
Away, yadda yadda
yadda.
Re: An Old Man's Folly (from the diaries of Dave Q. Mysterious) by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? 17-Jul-04/6:04 PM
That's Art 11!
Re: Mr Blobby V skooby doo!! by MR Blobby 17-Jul-04/6:06 PM
No
regarding some deleted poem... 17-Jul-04/6:07 PM
Fizz
Re: Divorcing Tennessee by Dovina 17-Jul-04/6:08 PM
I surf Dana Point... Go Killer Dana! Fuck the red triangle though; too cold up there.
regarding some deleted poem... 27-Jul-04/2:05 PM
I thought you were going to rhyme "burst" with "knockwurst", but you didn't. Also; words are not composed, music is, words are written, scrawled, memorized, spoken, sang, or RAPED, but not composed.
regarding some deleted poem... 27-Jul-04/2:09 PM
JESUS, you squelched that up.
Re: Where do we hide the memories of a faded love? by Sam 12-Aug-04/2:04 PM
Uranus.
Re: Sinistral Defenses by Scarlet_Raindrops x 12-Aug-04/6:52 PM
Woah, I guess that makes you a pretty heartless pathetic cunt huh? Kind of like a toilet huh, except you have the arms to flush while us bad boys are turd dunked aye.
Re: Contemplation Of The Heart by kalikopeli 15-Aug-04/10:55 PM
"I still think it's one of my bests."

There you go thinking again.


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