Re: Everyday Phoenix by AtalantaPendragonne	27-Feb-03/2:25 PM
"No more the gaudy light of flare" you are the first man to see the gaudy light. Hail! cheeser! I guess you are settle complete with the typos and spelling errs. huh! you aint so good bruddah, sorry. i did enjoy the constant references to things left in a fires origin and wake, but that's it. you must paint? Risdi doesn't have creative writing courses? either does North Carolina. Whatta ya know. Birds of a feather flock together. I have more then one stone, chuckles. i am very patient.
Re: balthazar by UnityMitford	28-Feb-03/12:37 PM
Great haiku Tony, sorry i've been healing from a groin pull these last three days. i've read it, and i would like to have a phone meeting about it with you 12:00 my time 3:00 yours tomorrow if possible. I think we are good to go. Great revisions, and way to sink the magic bullit. 10.
Re: Ode to the inafamous dark angel by Lucifer	28-Feb-03/12:51 PM
Talent and likability are two entirely different things like vulva and cock, and cheetos and fritos salmon & pike, Jews and Genitiales.
Re: Tribute to the greatest ever American poem by Garrett S Sexton	1-Mar-03/7:28 PM
"Brave to the bone,and smiling to the sleep" choice and smart. "just like there beliefs" their would be better or not. nice poem pickle teeth.
Re: FIRETRUCK by Garrett S Sexton	1-Mar-03/7:35 PM
Self~Portraits are always moving, at least to me. Your second bingo came out only a bing which just won't do. we on;y drink orange bang.
Re: the midget of humiliation by Bill Z Bub	1-Mar-03/7:39 PM
Golden Q Tip. 10. Superb Edit. Second stanza gave me a heart murmur.
Re: Walk in the Dark by Carvaceous	1-Mar-03/7:47 PM
It was great until you used the word settle. 0 nah i must be fair 0!
Re: For those who play with shit by <{Baba^Yaga}>	3-Mar-03/11:39 AM
I know you are, but what am I. In all honesty I could of took this list to the extremes that no mortal's eyes could fathom lord Turdington. There really is not much of a difference between the 'bang bus' or the 'ass wagon' now is there -=Dark_Angel=-? We can't all have our checks fashioned into bowls above our faces (levitating no doubt through the power of the KABALAH and Donald Michael Craigs fancy rainbow wand) In the end hoists and pulleys beat out being just an ordinary guy with the undiminishing dream to realize crossing the finish line while it's still daylight and people are handing out Gatorade. Instead of the inevitable lonely chirpe of the last of the sole crickets.
Re: Peacock Fight by vito0090	3-Mar-03/11:48 AM
Joy and gay are very similiar feelings. Girls that talk too much while boasting such trivial posturings as the expensive haircut coupled by a nice coat, need not frequent a bar, because sir, they belong in lounges at upscale hotels with titles like 'the cherry room' or 'steers' the 'An ace polo club' 'the third chucker fucker' and 'fencing is for fags'. see? Therefore, you lie. transvestite in wig with fig that jig on crack to back door a hot sandwich do not a imposter look alike make fake rubber chicken mallot to the pot for a cupie doll (cucumbers should be warmed prior to inserting)... but gosh you're imaginative.
Re: G-Spot Blues. by spank me baby yeah	3-Mar-03/12:01 PM
You must apply a consistant pulsing pressure to the clitoris while (using lips and tongue) (every so often thrust your tongue deep into the vulva to then come back quickly to the clitoris or use your fingers or thumb in the vagina while still working the clitoris (this is what i call the triple threat) [this could take any where from ten minutes to an hour but you have to be gentle yet firm and maintain pressure, that's key] having your arms under her legs vaulting them up both hands latched onto breasts rubbing softly upon the nipples or try the boob jiggle (slowly jiggle the boobs counterclockwise alternately). This insures multiple orgasms and a face full of piss. Now that the woman is satasfied you can mount her in any fashion imaginable even anuly if need be, because my friend you have satasfied her needs beyond the call of duty and first before yours, making you a gentlemen and a thorough bred expert. i am a hustler. i am a fag. i am a genius. i am a pimp mac daddy poet with the best of all worlds, and above all i know what i'm talking about you on the other hand, don't. i get paid for it.
Re: Why I Hate Your Kids by vito0090	3-Mar-03/12:34 PM
fag. Did you know that homosexuals although mostly intelligent outside of the aids herpes genital wart bug chasing thing are committing genocide? See, it's a fact that men can't have ass babies no matter how hard they pray. Which is why gay science fictioneers have been on the fast track to inventing the 'ass buggy' or 'ass pod' which will act as a cloning-teleporting-device allowing a gay man to recreate themselves using their own ass or a male friends for the braver fag, with out the need of woman or mothers or for the braver fag, sisters, and send themselves any where in the universe that their sweet little one pump heart desires. i can do this all day, see. i'm an authority on the subject being a middle of the road type of young mad genius fag with a wife and kid and beakers. i'm suffering from a rare strain of 'chirpes' symplux SET-da#8antiproffecocktail. A rash the nore you itch the more it goes away. This has been brought to you by <Ass-tightener, the solve all to leaky ass> <and go 'GO FUCK YOURSELF TWICE' if it's meant to be it happens again>
Re: Fetish Section by vito0090	3-Mar-03/1:10 PM
That gave me a momentary visual much in the nature of the one i'm sure it gave you, thanks. I never pictured you the dominant submissive? did you see the Secretary? I have never been in a book or porn store amazing i know, but the truth. My real life is exciting enough without the added clutter. i get off more on control. talking a woman out of her clothes. or a man out of his money. ordering them to shave themselves then i put them in the sexy flannel pjs and make em cook me an omlette (spanish with avocado) i do this with whispers and charisma sometimes up close behind them, or from my desk properly positioned at the helm of my home. also by phone or monitor. fengshoe-ee is important to control one's sole and the sole's of other's too.
regarding some deleted poem...	3-Mar-03/1:14 PM
The last line is redundant. Who wouldn't?
regarding some deleted poem...	3-Mar-03/1:17 PM
GQT AWARDE. in the art of Dahmerism. 10!
Re: outside my reach by eyzwdeshut	3-Mar-03/1:19 PM
EVIL. i wept tears of saline.
Re: Extra Strength Tylenol by DurtKL	4-Mar-03/12:11 PM
lol. here's your three back Durt in the form of a two. Why? This is neither informative, daring, poetically different in any manner what so ever, but overall, the theme is as common as ice cream on a hot day. You are about as creatively interesting as CNN. Sorry. Now if she drank gasoline while it was on fire you'd be onto something now wouldn't you?
Re: Scars by H0LL0WxL1F3	4-Mar-03/12:24 PM
Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! keep writing? ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! has it ever crossed your mind that you are terribly uninteresting? get off of the floor nobody gives a fuck, do you know how many kids went to highschool before you? went through the same shit? You make me ashamed. Grow up, get up, shut up. This poem wins THE BRASS TURDE AWARDE (created by me and da, and settle, in a basement of an attic on a submarine full of prawnes scantilly clad in your tear soaked g-strings, perhaps you should swallow a fucking bottle of Durt's Tylenol? Hey there's a thought... Oh but alas that wouldn't leave a scar would it? Try taking them while jumping off of a building then... Yeah now that's a scar. My motto is either do it (kill yourself) or shut the fuck up, okay? because in case you haven't noticed in the world around you? we have oil to steal and no extra funds to vitamin e your scars whelp. You are on your own. Get up, but don't keep writing. try voice lesson it works for most badly dressed whiny canadien and american and european pop starletts who have an important message such as yours? What was your message again? ah... yes, small tits. next.
Re: Extra Strength Tylenol by DurtKL	4-Mar-03/12:34 PM
Well, predentistry. That pretty much explains it (your lack of poetry) Get your fucking face out of peoples mouths man. There's a world around you. If you want to be a poet, you go to school for it too, understand Durt? Don't come to a fucking poetry site and think you can write us a prescription of extra weak tylenol, and convince us that you have something noble to say. It's really unimpressive, and frankly in poor taste sir, good daye
Re: The Tragic Life of a Stinky Cheese Man by bunniesnangels	4-Mar-03/4:17 PM
Cheese and garlic are for the intelligent. Jesus would say maybe he smells bad to your nose but if you bear it he might smell good to your ears if you listen he might have something to teach you, and by the way, i also prefer cheese to cookies any day, but i did think this a good poem so 7.
regarding some deleted poem...	5-Mar-03/1:27 AM
Ah. Now that's just sweet. Thankyou. The best is yet to come. "Behold, I am coming as a thief. Blessed is he who watches, and keeps his garments, lest he walk naked and they see his shame" Revelations chap 16 V15. "Child, anger not your father being that his hand is bigger then your face". Anna nicole smith's dead x husband.