on Sonnet or Limerick? by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
18 Oct 2003, 3:13 PM
No, unless you get me a limo with a jello spa and women that shut up when told to... Oh and mai tais.
on some deleted poem
21 Oct 2003, 11:50 AM
I like Kurt Russel and Viggo Mortenson.
on some deleted poem
21 Oct 2003, 12:38 PM
Richard Lewis couldn't have said it better. In fact? He didn't.
on Toku by Bill Z Bub
21 Oct 2003, 2:45 PM
Quasi bombastic leave blower. And extra onions.
on some deleted poem
21 Oct 2003, 2:51 PM
Sounds like a Narcissuses' pre supper hymn to be sure.
on Slayer Sucks by peaceseeker
22 Oct 2003, 10:46 AM
Sounds like you missed a wonderful opportunity to corn hole a corn hole.
on 3am by Nicholas Jones
22 Oct 2003, 11:39 AM
That or thinner thighs.
on some deleted poem
23 Oct 2003, 9:15 AM
Action packed with even more yawns than the poemranker best list. Super!
on Warm Piss Bath by kingit
23 Oct 2003, 11:18 AM
Ironically, that's what my morning shit said.
on some deleted poem
23 Oct 2003, 11:21 AM
Actually, not bad. A touch cliche, but immature cliche not premature cliche. Or is it?
on falling in with the wrong crowd. by richa
23 Oct 2003, 11:23 AM
Jim Jones and John Travolta painting the town red.
on verruca by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
25 Oct 2003, 8:05 AM
Don't be garish.
I'm better than you.
I'm sliced bread.
I'm better than you.
I'm sliced bread.
on some deleted poem
26 Oct 2003, 3:39 PM
You are my favourite slut bunny.
on To Bob, Love Ed by Bobjim
26 Oct 2003, 3:41 PM
A need to repeat yourself? Is a need to beat yourself and get doggy styled.
on some deleted poem
26 Oct 2003, 4:06 PM
"for goodness is often impotence masked" If this was a bumper sticker? You'd never get insured.
on The Gone-Too-Far Kitchen by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
26 Oct 2003, 5:08 PM
Dave gave you a zero because he's mysterious! Like a woman's vagina.
on some deleted poem
26 Oct 2003, 5:19 PM
You meant hells bowels.
on some deleted poem
27 Oct 2003, 1:30 PM
Yippy a cruise with friends! Sounds like a midwest dream come true! And to recall it with poetry is simply splendid! God, Why Bukowski never picked it as a subject to be poetic about troubles me? hmmmm? Perhaps because it's nauseatingly boring and useless to the rest of the world, and once again nobody could give a fuck but you?Do you give a fuck?You guys should start the AIDS cruiseline for children and you and your pathetic clique of self absorbed dipshits could teach them how to properly sip their get away cocktails and visit different tourist exploited paradises until you all had golden tans and excellent storys to recant back at the office when it was all over.
on Jesus and the spider (Should have bought a GT 500 Glider) by Don-Quixote
27 Oct 2003, 3:45 PM
What's the contraction for "Ain't" Ainot? That's what I like about you. You're a loose canon. And personaly? Incest rocks.
on some say somewhat truth by earthwaterair
27 Oct 2003, 3:50 PM
Congratulations! This is an utterly unreadable failure of poorly connected words, but I'm sure you think it's the best thing you've ever thought up. Good for you. What ever helps you sleep at night.