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Sonnet or Limerick? (Sonnet) by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? You've cherry red cheeks and nice legs,
Your eyes are like two pickled eggs,
I've really succumbed,
To your breasts so rotund,
So won't you consent to some sex?
Up the ladder:
Hey, Zeus has disco Balls
Down the ladder:
Hunger 2
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Posted: October 18, 2003 5:07 AM PDT; Last modified: October 18, 2003 5:07 AM PDTWeighted score: 5.134471 Overall Rank: 5538 Comments:
No, unless you get me a limo with a jello spa and women that shut up when told to... Oh and mai tais.
When I am (inevitably one day) a billionaire, I WILL have a jelly bath installed in my car. However, don't pretend you are from the New World with words such as "jello," I saw you use the word "quid" in some comment or other.
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I knew you could do it.