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Slayer Sucks

Member since 2003 · Posted 22 Oct 2003 · 5 comments

behind the slayer tour buses two males and one female a drunken girlfriend moaning "hey!" I yelled and crossed the busy two lane street after I saw him hit her head on a wall "can I talk to her?" I asked he said "please, do go ahead" she quickly attached herself to my arm and I led her away past police cars on the side of the street and he followed I said "he hurts you, doesn't he?" she said "we live two hours away and I hooked him and his friends up with beer and tickets but nothing ever makes him happy." standing next to me with his fingers pointed at my belly like a gun with eyes bulging he turned his indignance on me "this ain't your business" and "you don't know what's going on" and "you just took her side" I asked her if she was safe and she said "yes" and I tried to explain to him that this is what females do for one another but I had to leave then for all the yelling and unpredictability as much as I dislike the police I wish I had led her straight to a police cruiser.

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[8] horus8 22-Oct-03/10:46 AM Reply

Sounds like you missed a wonderful opportunity to corn hole a corn hole.

[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 22-Oct-03/3:44 PM Reply

I saw Slayer in Lon-Don during the summer. Afterwards, I witnessed a young South American man excitedly shaking his friend and shouting about how ace he thought the concert was. That cancels out all the dullards, dunces, posers, buncombes, oldsters, youngsters, hipsters, holsters, s'mores and sega rallys that you may have encountered.

[4] ?-Dave_Mysterious-? 22-Oct-03/3:47 PM Reply

Look, I can see where you're coming from. However, you have to take into account the fact that people can change. If nothing else, Kerry King has sprouted a most venerable beard in the years since the terrible travesties of which you speak, and I think this should be held in his favour. And that is to say nothing of his stately beer-belly.

In some ways I agree; Of course, the members of the orchestral group, Slayer, should never have allowed the young men in question to make unbecoming comments in the vicinity of their roving omnibus. Nonetheless, surely they must still be allowed the rein to express themselves? Are we to ban all art because of this indiscretion? Of course not; freedom to express one's self is paramount in a forward thinking society.

I disparove of the police as well, especially the way they try to prevent crimes. But then that's just one of things you have to try to live with. Life's like that, you know?

[9] http://mulberryfairy 23-Oct-03/6:06 PM Reply

A social worker, even off the clock.

[10] wilco 17-May-04/1:24 PM Reply

A 10 simply for the title (and the poem's not bad either. Slayer does suck.