Help | About | Suggestions | Alms | Chat [0] | Users [0] | Log In | Join
 Search:
Poem: Submit | Random | Best | Worst | Recent | Comments   

20 most recent comments by horus8 (221-240)

Re: The Red Basket by pain killer 2-Jun-04/1:25 PM
"angry chickens"? Need I say more? 6
Re: The Angel and The Ass by pain killer 2-Jun-04/1:28 PM
And how is this a prose poem? This is a soggy cracker jack in denial mang.
Re: B-Side by Miggy 2-Jun-04/1:33 PM
Don't forget to thank John k for single handedly making the drummer from Def leopard join the band blind puma, and chopping off his other arm, in order to play the drums by merely face thrusting into a an industrial can, a mouthful of peanuts, sucking off all of the salt, and shooting them at the snare like a fixed rain bird sprinkler, fucking asshats.
regarding some deleted poem... 2-Jun-04/2:39 PM
I was the bass player in the cramps before they traded me in for a Morgue Thinsythighser
Re: Heaven Out Here by wilco 2-Jun-04/4:59 PM
Refreshed
regarding some deleted poem... 2-Jun-04/7:55 PM
Cool-Whipe
Re: Know Me by caitydee 2-Jun-04/8:51 PM
Fluff
regarding some deleted poem... 3-Jun-04/6:53 PM
How about a gank of smank?
Re: Hollywierd by INTRANSIT 7-Jun-04/5:40 PM
I hope when it's nuked I have my cock in Britney's ass and a bottle of Krystal, up mine.
Re: Le Sommeil- Slumber by Sasha 7-Jun-04/5:56 PM
What would we do without you Sasha... Other than what we normally do? That being avoiding Superiffic translations of crap poetry.
Re: Writers' Block by wilco 7-Jun-04/7:21 PM
You should put a monkey in there, and then laugh at it.
regarding some deleted poem... 11-Jun-04/7:05 PM
Professionally Pregnant.
Re: A Strenuous Recollection by Doug 11-Jun-04/7:06 PM
Change "hope" to Pope, and then I believe you'll still have fleck, but it will be HOLY fleck.
Re: a person by francis nor capule 11-Jun-04/7:20 PM
A Parson's Nose By Sir Nudely Of Niggerly


Past your nose you will spot,
a parson that is for you to cot...
and felch for the viewing of the Abbot.

A parson who's always there, never busy,with a pear.
"who will put you on a pedestal;"
The right place for you to be lubed

and twhen tyou're twogwether,
the tworld twould twop,
Uranus shall pull;
and retrograde
and the parson would then palm-aid
both of your nose.

though far apart thy cheeks
Norwegian wood, should arise...
that parson would keep you in their heart,
with his nose betwixt your thighs

querries would be answered,
stains queerly erased.
and from the parson's love stuff floweth,
like mountain fresh springs, and HOT GAY SEX.
regarding some deleted poem... 12-Jun-04/11:26 AM
Unreadable, among other things.
Re: The Ocean Prefers A Sunset by wilco 12-Jun-04/4:10 PM
The first stanza and last two lines are contrived crap, the rest awesome.
Re: The Businessman by abcmonkey78 12-Jun-04/4:13 PM
Indeed.

Pot rules.
Re: Of Absinthe and Asphalt by pain killer 12-Jun-04/4:14 PM
When I heard my first English nigger, I laughed, they sound just like the white ones when you close your eyes.
Re: Of Absinthe and Asphalt by pain killer 12-Jun-04/4:16 PM
I loved how you germinated your feet, now that's just precious.
Re: Lost by arduinn 12-Jun-04/4:17 PM
Pass me the boiled water and funnel.


Next 20 Top Previous 20




Track and Plan your submissions ; Read some Comics ; Get Paid for your Poetry
PoemRanker Copyright © 2001 - 2024 - kaolin fire - All Rights Reserved
All poems Copyright © their respective authors
An internet tradition since June 9, 2001