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4-Jan-03/5:33 AM |
The Fox and The Settle
A fox was walking round one day
He saw a man who looked quite gay
He said, "Young man, you're in fine fettle"
To which the man replied "I'm Settle
Settle blossomed some place in Kentucky
He said to the fox "Now fuck me"
But the fox was no bender
He played guitar (a Fender)
And so here our story will finish
Its quality will not be diminished
For the fox fell quite badly sick
Because he bit off Settle's dick
The End (of Settle's manhood)
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| Re: The poemranker desk by lunar |
4-Jan-03/8:43 AM |
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Tis mighty interesting, methinks. Must've taken a minute or two to make, so I'll give ya an 8 for effort. Do you really want Lark Angel?
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| Re: Remember-me (an ode to those dropped off at the clinic) by Bachus |
4-Jan-03/9:54 AM |
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Very funny. Stanza 4 (especially the last line) is excellent. 9
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6-Jan-03/2:20 AM |
Settle, my friend, it's a shame to see you go-I will miss your inventive humour, and obsessive nature towards zzinnia-it was one of the more amusing features of this site...good luck in the future, hopefully you'll log back in sometime say hello etc...
so long, dude! 10
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| Re: Exiting Shadows by Caducus |
6-Jan-03/2:24 AM |
Oh yes..."In a chorus of glorious choirs that strip your flesh in fires", what a line...I'll be saying that all day.
Great poem! 9
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6-Jan-03/2:27 AM |
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Oh wow, this is wonderful. I'm not 100 percent sure about the last 2 words, but hey-the rest of it more than makes up for it! Good stuff-10!
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| Re: Jewel by cleverdevice |
6-Jan-03/2:40 AM |
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| Re: A Man's Best Friend. by DewDrop |
6-Jan-03/6:00 AM |
Hnufhnufhnuf
Very funny...very, very funny...have 9
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| Re: red lorry yellow lorry by deano |
6-Jan-03/6:01 AM |
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| Re: Moon and Azalea by Aidaho |
6-Jan-03/6:03 AM |
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6-Jan-03/7:52 AM |
Nice one!
Shouldn't you be working?
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| Re: Death by dougsoderstrom |
6-Jan-03/7:54 AM |
Haiku: seventeen
syllables in three lines that
mean something useful
Quite.
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6-Jan-03/7:59 AM |
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Hmm...how do I comment on a poem about someone's dad dying? This didn't quite hit me until the end, which really made me think. Also, the second line is very nice...good work. 9
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| Re: The Dance (Part II) by purplestain |
6-Jan-03/8:00 AM |
...'cause I'm happy just to dance with you...
8
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| Re: Spider by Blade |
6-Jan-03/8:15 AM |
Spider, spider on the wall
SPLAT!
Oh...
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| regarding some deleted poem... |
6-Jan-03/8:16 AM |
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hnur, hnur, hnur...I can see you've been reading Bobjim's work
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6-Jan-03/8:18 AM |
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What's wrong with Glenn Miller?
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6-Jan-03/8:25 AM |
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Worth a ten to make up for the pillocks who voted zero
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| Re: My sad life by Bobjim the II |
7-Jan-03/12:55 AM |
Hnur hnur hnur.
You missed the bit where you fall over and it snaps.
And the bit where the dog thinks it's a sausage and...you know the rest.
Here's a 9 for making me laugh!
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| Re: Shit happens by Bobjim the II |
7-Jan-03/1:00 AM |
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