on Toe Jam Poem by EDNA by Edna Sweetlove
10 Sep 2006, 6:37 AM
In order to fulfil your wish, Edna, I am happy to oblige. What a piece of trash. :)
I've seen better things written in shit on public toilets.
Even without the ridiculous spelling errors you still have no originality and no rhyme scheme. I expect you'll enjoy this comment, however, as it will give the opportunity to write a poem about 'tht fkn btch hu slagd of mi poem, lyk.'
Go on. Slag me off. I dare you.
Utter tripe, and well deserving of being in the 'worst.'
Even without the ridiculous spelling errors you still have no originality and no rhyme scheme. I expect you'll enjoy this comment, however, as it will give the opportunity to write a poem about 'tht fkn btch hu slagd of mi poem, lyk.'
Go on. Slag me off. I dare you.
Utter tripe, and well deserving of being in the 'worst.'
replying on A Fucking Kinky Homecoming by Edna Sweetlove
9 Sep 2006, 2:55 AM
Of course I gave it ten. It's still very, very funny, even if it doesn't quite live up to its predecessor.
on Limp Cock by Edna Sweetlove
9 Sep 2006, 2:27 AM
The 'splat' at the end is a new addition, I believe, and a very good one, also. Amusing and repulsive.
on A Fucking Kinky Homecoming by Edna Sweetlove
9 Sep 2006, 2:26 AM
What a lovely homecoming! I must say, your life sounds far more exciting than mine. However, I must be an anus, because 'Farting In A Cathedral' still gets me every time, and is my favourite of your poems. Perhaps it is the highly amusing audio version of it which helps.
on Memories Of Home by Edna Sweetlove
31 Aug 2006, 9:16 AM
Brilliant.
on George and Samson by Edna Sweetlove
31 Aug 2006, 9:11 AM
Brilliant. Parroty fun as always, Edna. Did you know that thirty percent of rams are gay?
on Witch's Brew by ecargo
31 Aug 2006, 7:50 AM
73 views and only two comments. It's an outrage. By the way, I totally disagree about the first stanza. I think it's brilliant.
replying on Pleasure. (Leisure Spoof) by Ulterius
31 Aug 2006, 7:49 AM
Why thank you. I of course do not simply spoof. I have over three hundred poems written under a different name and on a different site, only three of which are spoofs. However, I intend to focus on toilet humour on poemranker as I see no need to be serious at all.
I think I am going to find and comment on some of your poems, as you have been extremely kind.
I think I am going to find and comment on some of your poems, as you have been extremely kind.
replying on Felice Et Eroticum Est. by Ulterius
31 Aug 2006, 7:46 AM
I am Good God, of course. And thank you. I think Owen might have tried to gully me, but I'm sure he had a pretty good sense of humour, if it matched up to his poetic ability.
on Tree (WARNING: do NOT hug!) by Yardbird
29 Aug 2006, 1:24 PM
Inane.