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Limp Cock (Free verse) by Edna Sweetlove
Lying on the bed with his new lover he noticed to his astonishment that she had a large black wart just above her ***** with a long white hair protruding it was totally horrible to behold and his **** went l i m p . . . splat!

Up the ladder: An Ode to Gobbling
Down the ladder: The Angel and The Ass

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Arithmetic Mean: 6.7777777
Weighted score: 5.888889
Overall Rank: 1506
Posted: August 26, 2006 4:39 PM PDT; Last modified: August 26, 2006 4:39 PM PDT
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[10] Ulterius @ 82.46.97.41 | 9-Sep-06/2:27 AM | Reply
The 'splat' at the end is a new addition, I believe, and a very good one, also. Amusing and repulsive.
[6] Hostileintent @ 83.71.96.67 | 14-Oct-06/5:13 AM | Reply
its okay
[10] Engelbert Humpalot @ 0:0:0:0:0:0:0:1 | 3-Feb-21/7:28 AM | Reply
I know hoe you feel.
[10] conny lingers @ 127.0.0.1 | 23-Jan-23/9:37 AM | Reply
U love cock jokes.
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