Limp Cock

Member since 2006 · Posted 26 Aug 2006 · 4 comments

Lying on the bed with his new lover he noticed to his astonishment that she had a large black wart just above her ***** with a long white hair protruding it was totally horrible to behold and his **** went l i m p . . . splat!

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[10] Ulterius 9-Sep-06/2:27 AM Reply

The 'splat' at the end is a new addition, I believe, and a very good one, also. Amusing and repulsive.

[6] Hostileintent 14-Oct-06/5:13 AM Reply

its okay

[10] Engelbert Humpalot 3-Feb-21/7:28 AM Reply

I know hoe you feel.

[10] conny lingers 23-Jan-23/9:37 AM Reply

U love cock jokes.