on Youth by thepinkbunnyofdoom
23 May 2006, 10:23 AM
I could only get as far as the first few lines. When I read words like "choken" I give up. Also I am sad your donkeys are broken.
on I hate people by Bazilla
23 May 2006, 10:20 AM
Passable. Dubious use of apostrophes.
on I hate people by Bazilla
23 May 2006, 10:20 AM
Passable. Dubious use of apostrophes.
on Portofino by wEdible Underpantsw
21 May 2006, 4:51 PM
Very fine and wondrous. But a bit bollocky.
on The Ballad of Fraser Allonby Q.C., Barrister-At-Law by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
21 May 2006, 4:49 PM
Quite OK I suppose.
on actually chicken and mushroom pies are nice too by cav
21 May 2006, 4:46 PM
Excellent. I loathe Scotch eggs but like their shape. However on a technical point: they are not testicle shaped (unless your experience with nuts is more limited than mine). Which I doubt. Do try my own tasty bollocky poems.
on The balls of Thor by John Rambo
21 May 2006, 4:43 PM
I made a typo in my comment. I meant "talented".
on The balls of Thor by John Rambo
21 May 2006, 4:42 PM
Not as good as your vulgar poems but literate an interesting. It seems we two are tye most telanted people here so I bid you welcome. Have you tried www.allpoetry.com? You would be a good addition there too. Remember to read all my poems or a fate worse than death may overtake you.
on San Franscisco by John Rambo
21 May 2006, 4:40 PM
The standard of limerick-writing here is f*cking abysmal, yet this is not at all bad. Not excellent (see my own wondrous limericks) but good. I would give it 10 except I haven't the faintest idea what "spooge" means. I suppose I could google it but why waste my time? Do you mean splooge? Or spunk?
on Urinating in the alley by John Rambo
21 May 2006, 4:37 PM
This is one of the finest things I have read on this site: funny, original, true and (above all) unpleasant. That is what I cherish. You will enjoy my own sublime poetry. 10/10.
on Ode to Yoda by Bazilla
21 May 2006, 10:58 AM
I assume you are a teenager. How are your spots today?
on Still Air Sticks by Sunny
21 May 2006, 10:57 AM
Pules? Pules? You deserve a 6 for that, but the rest is so bad I'll cut it back to a 1/10.
on Waiting to be Consumed by Alizarin_Crimson
21 May 2006, 10:56 AM
Wordy but amusing in its own way.
on Birds of Paradise by Domus
21 May 2006, 10:56 AM
Quite amusing I suppose. Some funny little words inckuded which are quite funny.
on The copper man and Labrador by Caducus
21 May 2006, 5:30 AM
Dear Caducus, I think you should be aware that, by clicking on the legend "view voting details" under the graph below, you can see who has voted how many points to you. By clicking on the IP number of an anonymous voter, you can see if the computer has identified it as being associated with a member or not. I have done this in this instance and it seems you have voted yourself a 10 no less than 5 times! Whilst I feel entitled to vote myself a 10 once occasionally (pour encourager les autres), I feel this is excessive and might get you a little bit of mockery from people less charitable than myself. To redress the balance slightly I gave you (anonymously as you will see) a 1. Best wishes.
on The Picasso Limerick that Wrote Itself by TanHand
21 May 2006, 5:14 AM
Genuinely unamusing. Well done! Also Picasso and Vaso don't rhyme. Brilliant! 0/10.
on The Picasso Limerick that Wrote Itself by TanHand
20 May 2006, 5:09 PM
About as funny as syphilis.
on anonymous guy by sooz
20 May 2006, 5:08 PM
So funny I laughed and laughed and laughed not much.
on Tattooed by DR Limerick
20 May 2006, 5:07 PM
Ancient, misquoted, mis-punctuated and unamusing.