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San Franscisco (Limerick) by John Rambo
A fairy from Frisco named Bobby Loved having the rauchiest hobby. He'd take men on a date And then spooge on their plate While his dog licked his arse in the lobby.

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Arithmetic Mean: 7.4
Weighted score: 5.286087
Overall Rank: 3764
Posted: May 21, 2006 2:21 PM PDT; Last modified: May 21, 2006 2:21 PM PDT
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Edna Sweetlove

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[9] Edna Sweetlove @ 81.178.123.42 | 21-May-06/4:40 PM | Reply
The standard of limerick-writing here is f*cking abysmal, yet this is not at all bad. Not excellent (see my own wondrous limericks) but good. I would give it 10 except I haven't the faintest idea what "spooge" means. I suppose I could google it but why waste my time? Do you mean splooge? Or spunk?
[8] wilco @ 24.92.74.122 | 22-May-06/8:28 PM | Reply
That's funny
[10] Sing4Jesus! @ 87.80.134.60 | 23-Aug-06/9:57 AM | Reply
Jesus WORSHIPS this!
[9] Edna Sweetlove @ 85.211.243.133 | 25-Feb-08/6:38 PM | Reply
This is a lovely poem. I think you should post it at another website I sometimes go to: http://poetryaddicts.pcriot.com/forum/ - it would be much loved there as indeed would you.....
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