Re: Fading Freindships by BuffysBack419	29-Oct-03/3:24 PM
Amazing. Simply amazing. Hi, I'm -=Dark_Angel=-. This poem really speaks to me -- and I'm not just saying that!!1 How did you come up with the idea for this piece? I'm especially intrigued as to the meaning of the unconventional spelling of "friendships" in the title -- What are you saying here? That your friendships don't quite fit the conventional, mainstream definition? Excellent work -- 10!
Re: Love by EouSou	29-Oct-03/3:19 PM
Excellent. Simply excellent. Hi, I'm -=Dark_Angel=-. I wonder if I could use this piece to help give feeling to a Stephen Hawking memorial Hallowe'en Extravaganza I'm throwing on Friday?
Re: The Santa Anna's fire and red sun by Bachus	29-Oct-03/3:17 PM
[X] Arbitrary line breaks [X] Shit
Re: a comment on The Santa Anna's fire and red sun by Bachus	29-Oct-03/3:10 PM
Here's a forecast for your acting career: HBO gay erotica until 2010 Malcolm X retrospective in 2011 Premiere of Shrek 2 in 2012 Found dead with a rolled-up copy of Gilded Stumpes of Olde lodged in your ear in 2013 with a suicide note saying "KURDT KOBAIN"
Re: a comment on The Director by Everyone	29-Oct-03/2:58 PM
I wante a gilded bust of your buttocks with an ivory statuette of Nicholas Novi trapped between them, stroking his chin in a desperate escape plan.
Re: a comment on EarthWaterAir - Hey! Look! IM MR FIRE! by Y2kSlamPoet	29-Oct-03/12:41 PM
well I once saw him wearing a dress so the answer to your question must be "yes"
Re: a comment on Belgium and rose tears by SupremeDreamer	29-Oct-03/12:18 PM
A wistful reflection on love-soaked days of idealistic youth, moist with echoes of yearning and draped in a cloak spun from the shadows of lost hope, encapsulated in the plump apple of silence that shines on the end of the purest branch of the brownest tree of the glade of earthly wisdom.
Re: a comment on Through Poetry by newdawnfades	29-Oct-03/12:10 PM
Tell me; do you have a pair of poetry-writing shoes? I keep a pair of comfortable, worn-out wellingtons hanging above the fireplace, so that whenever my buckle-rash flares up, or when Ernest forgets to properly lubricate the leverage cylinder and the accident happens again, I can simply slide them on and be transported to happier, more abled times.
Re: a comment on EarthWaterAir - Hey! Look! IM MR FIRE! by Y2kSlamPoet	29-Oct-03/11:51 AM
There's nothing wrong with my IQ. It's well within the normal range. SupremeDreamer CLAIMED he had an IQ of something like 122.
Re: a comment on Through Poetry by newdawnfades	29-Oct-03/11:34 AM
Don't thank me; think me. What I mean to say is that you have given us a great poeme with a great message - I'm the one who should be thanking you! Just keep thinking and keep writing. That's thanks enough for me. I have to say that I too have suffered the strains of the waves of hustle and bustle breaking on my shores. It wasn't until I thought deeply about the problem and about my life that things improved. Waves form in areas of conflict; whether it's a conflict between land and sea, or a conflict of interest within our day to day lives makes no difference. They will both cause ripples in the natural harmony of life. I eventually decided to stop trying to be too many things at once - essentially, I got rid of the shoreline altogether! The waves of hustle and bustle no longer bring me strife because my entire realm is an ocean of serenity. Gone are the days of turbulent discourse between earth and water. And gone are the days of a frantic and unproductive lifestyle. Have you had similar experiences in your own life?
Re: Through Poetry by newdawnfades	29-Oct-03/8:57 AM
Emotions are the fundamental building blocks that bind the spiritual, physical, mental and artistic realms. Without them, poetry and poverty become meaningless and are lost in the sands of time beneath the waves of hustle and bustle that break on the shores of our frantic modern lifestyles. I hope you agree with these sentiments, because I think your work sums them up beautifully. An excellent poeme. -10-
Re: A Fractured Egg Shell by newdawnfades	29-Oct-03/8:50 AM
I love the way you've used an egg as a metaphor for life in general.
Re: Belgium and rose tears by SupremeDreamer	29-Oct-03/6:52 AM
Pretentious guff.
Re: Tiddles Breathes his Last by scitz	29-Oct-03/6:22 AM
genius -10-
Re: a comment on EarthWaterAir - Hey! Look! IM MR FIRE! by Y2kSlamPoet	28-Oct-03/3:51 PM
I didn't say you called yourself a master of parodies. What I was trying to communicate to your face is that from your frequent posts about parodies, and your incessant gushing about the parodies you have written, it seems as if you THINK you're some sort of parody master. Whether you say it or not, that's what's going on in your miniscule brain. Oh and don't bother trying to bring up that crap about having a higher IQ than me. The difference between you and me is that you lied about your IQ, whereas I have an actual certificate proving that my effective IQ is 106. Offended my pride? The only thing you have offended is my sense of taste - something you repeatedly abuse whenever you felch yourself into the public domain. I brought up the question of the true origins of the poemeranker parody because I know you have frequently worshipped horus8, and since he seems to have taught you all you know about parodies, I thought that perhaps one of the main reasons for your obsession with them is that they came from his creative genius. If you discovered that they were actually exuded by your nemesis -=Dark_Angel=-, you might think differently. Actually I didn't really think you'd think differently. I thought you'd probably do something like what you're doing now; namely blunder around for a while completely misunderstanding everything and acting like a prime bollock. Sooner or later you're going to have to face the fact that I have been playing you since day one... "your my guitar.. i pluck some strings, you make some noise.."
Re: EarthWaterAir - Hey! Look! IM MR FIRE! by Y2kSlamPoet	28-Oct-03/3:56 AM
You're always banging on about parodies as if they're the most important things in the world and that you are some sort of parody-master. You're not a parody-master. You're a parody-witney. Clearly the novelty is taking a lot longer to wear off on you than it did on your forebears. Incidentally - and this may shock you - it wasn't horus8 who wrote the first poemeranker parody. It wasn't horus8 who came up with the idea of rewriting someone's beautiful work of art, replacing every second word with the word "nappy" (or similar). And it wasn't horus8 who came up with the idea of exaggerating the most pompous lines to the point of fotherington-overload. Guess who started the parody craze, my lad? (1 mark) SupremeDreamer's Brain (parody) by -=Dark_Angel=- Yes, parodies are so important! People shouldn't get angry because of my parodies - they should read them and learn from their mastakes. Horus8 has taught me so much about writing parodies, and now I like to think I know quite a bit about them! I'm not here just to piss people off - sure I might do that, but you can really learn a hell of a lot from my intelligent tomfoolery. Heck I'm a cool guy, I hang out, I take drugs and shit, and I'm creative with a great sense of humour. Why not just think of my parodies as an intelligent and witty form of constructive criticism; a mere reflection of your own piece of work. But not a straightforward reflection, I might add. I like to think of myself as a mirror that can reflect poetry fragments whilst simultaneously using my humour and creativity skills to highlight their poetic weaknesses. That's all I'm trying to do, and if that pisses you off then you're a fucking idiot. Have a nice day.
Re: rainfall saga 1 by Bill Z Bub	24-Oct-03/6:42 AM
Oh my, the locations of instances of 'rain' have similar properties to the locations of actual raindrops. INCREDIBLE!
Re: a comment on Indiana Jones and the Temple of 'shroom by SupremeDreamer	23-Oct-03/3:17 PM
I forgot to mention that all my titles are directed by Nicholas Novi.
Re: Indiana Jones and the Temple of 'shroom by SupremeDreamer	23-Oct-03/2:49 PM
Any of the following titles will be fine: WHORE FORK The mushroom that time forgot Sweaty Confetti The Lost Baptism II Indiana Jones and the Temple of 'shroom Shattered Illusions Think before you beak A Song For An Old Westminster Boy Flames of Passion Musings: Memory of Hope? Beak Parade The Mellifluos Sound of God: Musical Eden
Re: a comment on 3am by Nicholas Jones	23-Oct-03/8:53 AM
Perhaps you had been unconciously listening to an episode of On The Hour. I seem to recall one particular spoof headline that read: ARAFAT ABLAZE IN KEROSENE OYSTER HELL