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20 most recent comments by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. (1441-1460) and replies

Re: a comment on glimpses by nentwined 22-Oct-03/4:13 PM
Good God, man! If my Father knew I was running a Poetry-website, you may be certain that a well-embalmed Strap would be forging a path along my buttocks faster than you could say "Shrewsbury Gland". What times we live in; what horrid, horrid times.
Re: EGG by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? 22-Oct-03/3:45 PM
In 1992 the acclaimed director Nicholas Novi presented Placido Domingo with his handmade egg, decorated with a portrait of Peter The Great.
Re: Slayer Sucks by peaceseeker 22-Oct-03/3:44 PM
I saw Slayer in Lon-Don during the summer. Afterwards, I witnessed a young South American man excitedly shaking his friend and shouting about how ace he thought the concert was. That cancels out all the dullards, dunces, posers, buncombes, oldsters, youngsters, hipsters, holsters, s'mores and sega rallys that you may have encountered.
Re: a comment on Mr. America (Hunting Season) by SupremeDreamer 22-Oct-03/3:40 PM
Something lewd;
Something rewd;
Something newd;
Re: a comment on Mr. America (Hunting Season) by SupremeDreamer 22-Oct-03/2:07 PM
What do you think about hunting?
Re: a comment on African Killer Bees, it's not the smell of smoke by <{Baba^Yaga}> 22-Oct-03/10:42 AM
As long you stick a parasol in it I don't care.
Re: a comment on African Killer Bees, it's not the smell of smoke by <{Baba^Yaga}> 22-Oct-03/10:35 AM
What? That people stare at it in horror? That it's completely useless for doing anything? Or that you have to bathe it daily in a pungent solution of your own mucus and undertaker's jerky?
Re: a comment on African Killer Bees, it's not the smell of smoke by <{Baba^Yaga}> 22-Oct-03/10:29 AM
A hand shandy if you please.
Re: a comment on Slayer Sucks by peaceseeker 22-Oct-03/8:36 AM
By posting the entire checkliste as well as the mediocrity code, you have undermined the very soul Dr Carawax's fabled invention. I hope to Christ you're satisfied.
Re: Oaxaca city fragment by poetandknowit 22-Oct-03/8:20 AM
If by "birth" you mean nentwined's Haiku of the same name then I applaud the sentiment if not the frequent, and somewhat baffling, references to urban decay.
Re: a comment on 3am by Nicholas Jones 22-Oct-03/8:03 AM
How do you feel about adding an option to set a cookie or something for timezone so the times appear correctly to people who don't live next to you?
Re: African Killer Bees, it's not the smell of smoke by <{Baba^Yaga}> 22-Oct-03/6:55 AM
[X] Arbitrary line breaks
[X] Devoid of rhyme
[X] Devoid of other linguistic embellishments (alliteration, etc)
[X] Devoid of other literary devices (metaphor, synaesthesia, etc)
[X] Devoid of wondrous or fantastical imagery

This isn't a poeme; it's another prose with arbitrary line breaks special.
Re: a comment on Drug Addict by SupremeDreamer 20-Oct-03/3:38 PM
New Mediocrity Code: 34C8A040
Re: a comment on Drug Addict by SupremeDreamer 20-Oct-03/2:35 PM
I fear you have confused Carawax's Process with Carawax's Liniment. Quickly, make sure she hasn't ... O God!
Re: a comment on Drug Addict by SupremeDreamer 20-Oct-03/2:33 PM
Good one! While you're at it, why not purloin a pea-green Civilian's Cape and smoke opium from a vessel of your own self-pity?
Re: a comment on Drug Addict by SupremeDreamer 20-Oct-03/2:13 PM
Why not use Dr. Carawax's patented automatronic poetry-criticism Process? It's top!

http://www.mycgiserver.com/~prawne/mediocre.jsp
Re: Decay by INTRANSIT 20-Oct-03/7:06 AM
"Rusty Hull-ed ship
carries disease

Rusty shopping cart
beggar on his knees"

You may omit the rest.
Re: a comment on earshot by kingit 20-Oct-03/6:10 AM
You're just annoyed that someone else is using your method of poetry-writing.
Re: Drug Addict by SupremeDreamer 20-Oct-03/6:07 AM
34C02011

-8-
Re: a comment on You'd sell more hats, mugs, and shirts if they said... by Shardik 19-Oct-03/5:23 PM
Saw that last night. It's a barrel of laughs, I must say!


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