Re: a comment on I Married an Infectious Woman (My Love, 'Futility') by SupremeDreamer	31-Mar-04/1:18 PM
Call it the porridge-mumbling blabber of an old man, but it's not arousing posting on poemeranker anymore. It stopped being arousing long before 'Child of my Buttocks'. I fear I have become a dried-up hoboglove bulging with patriotic mucus and will never be able to stop looking and posting though.
Re: a comment on I Married an Infectious Woman (My Love, 'Futility') by SupremeDreamer	31-Mar-04/6:13 AM
A hastily-assembled crotch-faced lobster
Re: a comment on I Married an Infectious Woman (My Love, 'Futility') by SupremeDreamer	31-Mar-04/3:56 AM
Except that all your 'innumerous online personalities' are identical. Thanks!
Re: a comment on I Married an Infectious Woman (My Love, 'Futility') by SupremeDreamer	30-Mar-04/3:31 PM
you should have
Re: Try, Please Try by Spindle	30-Mar-04/4:19 AM
A bulging king-sized foreskin swimming in dwarf discharge.
Re: A Flower for Monet by Shuushin	30-Mar-04/4:17 AM
A profoundly leaky guff in its own grease.
Re: dying love by singinkygal	30-Mar-04/4:16 AM
A cursed clam packed with bile.
Re: peppermint by the indign	29-Mar-04/6:43 PM
A bog-soiled pneumostool
Re: my secret by tre	28-Mar-04/6:30 AM
Kill him, then yourself.
Re: mistaken in a glance by francis nor capule	26-Mar-04/5:22 PM
A gentleman's prune. -10-
Re: fleeting thoughts by francis nor capule	26-Mar-04/1:04 PM
An officer's dumpling pouch of ellipsis misuse.
Re: how i love by elizabethann	26-Mar-04/12:45 PM
An exploding hobo-activated guff vat of yearning. -10-
Re: Divine by Bobjim	26-Mar-04/12:42 PM
A clergyman's turd pie of triviality. -10-
Re: Different Paths by singinkygal	26-Mar-04/12:35 PM
An ivory-handled bum sausage of dignity. -10-
Re: I'm Alive! by sonawrote	25-Mar-04/6:34 AM
A toilet-approved Swiss army jodhpur of triumph -10-
Re: a comment on Dreams by Tiffany	24-Mar-04/9:59 AM
So you would answer (a). That's just the answer I'd expect from a racist like you. My response to the assignment would be to take a piece from the popular board game 'Othello' and toss it like a coin. If it landed on black I'd vote (a). If it landed on white I'd vote (c). If it landed on the edge I'd vote (b). That's because I'm not racist and don't let bold, sweeping statements like "African-American males and females have 13.3 and 13.6 mm upper lip and 13.2 and 13.8 mm lower lip, respectively" cloud my analysis of facial dimensions -10-
Re: a comment on where to go by AskittlesK	24-Mar-04/8:49 AM
I think you should send them the $50 for the anthology and then video the appalling look of quadro-duncely disappointment on your colossally drooping face when you realise you've just lost $50, your reputation, and the remaining shreds of your already severely embrowned self-esteem on a poorly-produced anthology of hobo-grade cackamuffin by spaz-compatible nobodies. -10-
Re: a comment on Dreams by Tiffany	24-Mar-04/8:23 AM
I asked because I wanted to know what your answer would be. And because I'm a Special Agent at the Ministry of Facial Dimensions. If you had to bet your life on it, how would you answer the following multiple choice assignment: "The average lip size for black people is: a) greater than the average lip size for white people b) equal to the average lip size for white people c) less than the average lip size for white people"
Re: a comment on Dreams by Tiffany	24-Mar-04/7:18 AM
Here is a summary of this fascinating argument: Alice: Under the popular definition of the string "sonnet", X is not a sonnet. Bob: But under a weaker definition of the string "sonnet", X is a sonnet. Alice: A black person used the weaker definition. Bob: Racist. Alice: X is a sonnet.
Re: a comment on Dreams by Tiffany	24-Mar-04/7:08 AM
Hey Shuushin, do you agree with the following: "The average black person has larger lips than the average white person."?