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20 most recent comments by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. (921-940) and replies

Re: a comment on inverse square by ex0teric 13-May-04/1:49 PM
What about that black t-shirt you have that just says 'geek.' in white courier on the front?
Re: a comment on inverse square by ex0teric 13-May-04/12:24 PM
Whilst the disjunction of (a), (b) and (c) is satisfied by nearly all comp scis, I am an exception. I'm not a geek. I don't dye my hair or wear black. I hang out, I chill, I get lashed, I do sports. And overall I'm a pretty cool guy. Once I even considered smoking a marijuana, but decided not to because I thought I might die of drugs.
Re: a comment on inverse square by ex0teric 13-May-04/12:05 PM
To hell with caution, old boy. That knave had nothing to do with the hypatia rant; indeed his opinions on all subjects can only be described as "unbelievably appalling".
Re: The Blood-Stained Body by Phalkon 13-May-04/9:31 AM
"ravaged by the loom"

Dear god -- this can only be the same loom from my poeme ''The Weaver's Curse''. Something must be done to stop this *warped* loomdividual's loompage before the situation *spindles* out of control!!!!!!1111111111
Re: a comment on inverse square by ex0teric 13-May-04/9:01 AM
And why have you decided that your catchphrases will be "Oh." and "Jesus."? They're rubbish.
Re: a comment on inverse square by ex0teric 13-May-04/8:05 AM
Who fails?
Re: a comment on inverse square by ex0teric 13-May-04/7:58 AM
You clearly do no know that a telescope can be turned into a microscope by looking through the other end, and vice versa.

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Re: a comment on inverse square by ex0teric 13-May-04/7:57 AM
You must satisfy one of the following:

a) only ever wear black velvet suits, black silk shirts and bright single-colour ties, and walk around college scowling at everyone.

b) be an abominable offspring of a giant owl, dye your hair a different colour twice a week and lollop around college in striped knee-length socks, huge negro shorts and an Atari t-shirt.

c) style yourself as "Dr Evil" and have gay homo sex with men.
Re: a comment on inverse square by ex0teric 13-May-04/7:21 AM
If you're applying to read Philosophy, you just have to be less colossally stupid than three or four other dither-brained nincompo'ops.
Re: a comment on inverse square by ex0teric 13-May-04/6:36 AM
I heard it took three attempts and a vast legion of private tutors to get Prince Charles to pass O level maths with grade C.
Re: a comment on inverse square by ex0teric 13-May-04/6:31 AM
Moreover, postscripts that are sent as replies to your own comment will not be sent via email to the intended recipient, if indeed the intended recipient does 'receive comments by email'.
Re: Prophets by unknown^user 13-May-04/1:23 AM
Witty, insightful. Perhaps one of the most important poemes written in the last 20 years.

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Re: Swan on Willow Lake by Caducus 13-May-04/1:17 AM
Stark and haunting words. The image of sailing "upon gold" is truly, sublimely inspired... this will perhaps remain with me for the rest of my life. Wonderful.

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Re: a comment on As You Are by MacFrantic 13-May-04/12:53 AM
His name is 'INTRANSIT'. Perhaps you don't realise the time and expense we have all gone to to get our names legally changed. You might as well get them right.
Re: As You Are by MacFrantic 12-May-04/4:44 PM
[X] Self obsessed
Re: Consumer by nothingtoanyone 12-May-04/4:36 PM
"Thy who takes in, gets taken."

"Thy" means "your". You fail.
Re: FINGER PIE by titan69 12-May-04/4:31 PM
I'm sorry but I don't vote on lewds -no vote-
Re: a comment on Dial Tone by cuddlytiger17 12-May-04/3:42 PM
Please don't swear on poemeranker.
Re: Dial Tone by cuddlytiger17 12-May-04/3:36 PM
Dialysis Tone

After years of being renally refused*
I wish my kidney'd been transfused**
Fil'tring here all alone
I listen to the dialysis tone

lol

* refused a kidney transplant
** by which is meant, transplanted
Re: a comment on Bracelets In A Box by cuddlytiger17 12-May-04/1:59 PM
OK Im done arguing with you, its obvious you don't care about other peoples feelings, so I've started a petition to get you HARNESSED or hopefully BANNED on the suggestions page. yeah thats right now you're gonna start seeing some conseqeunces for your lewd behaviour


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