Blade, the day you can manage to write properly is the day people will start to take you seriously. Right now your opinion means exactly dick to everyone except maria.

Take four heaped spoons of issues, and let them simmer gently. Stir in a background of petty theft and juvenile delinquency then bring to the boil. When the male prostitution has browned, empty the contents into a small trailer park, taking care to remove any stray parents. Add 16oz. of chopped narcotics, together with the zest of three superman haircuts. When the tequila has been absorbed, blend in the voice of Leon Spencer from Sniper, along with the uncompromising attitude of a ballsy Y2K slam-street poete. Garnish with a stint in military prison, et voila! Spagaytti Bullshitaise.

That's a good word.

Honestly, no. It wasn't crude enough to be absurd, nor witty enough to be delightful. Or something.

Worst innuendo ever.

I did not. They were fired for "EATING THE PLOUGHMAN'S LUNCH".

Occam's razor says you, horus8 and zzinnia are all aspects of a computer simulation.

Pfff. You couldn't wield a monocle if your Plumber's Circle membership depended on it.

It smacks of a working class background.

yeah lol nice one!111 except that if you wrote a good poeme about how crap beer was you wouldn't exactly be 'gracing' it, would you?

Yes, 'tis used when the speaker is currently making an horrendous din with his trusty loofah.

Yardbird, please explain what your criteria are for a comment to be worthwhile. Personally, my criteria would rule out whining on and on about how you don't know the meaning of a certain acronym, when a web browser and roughly 1.6 seconds worth of effort would give you the answer. As such, you are a filthy cur.

Use your initiative, for fuck's sake. I searched for 'what does LOL mean' on Google and it came up with about a million results.

Yes. I'm a serial pervert. You win the prize.

Sarcasm can be a safe way to let out hurtful feelings! Great job!

Well, being as how you answered the questions three, I suppose that one thing I could grant to thee...

Those answers were about 10 times as good as the ones I had in mind. Actually I didn't have any in mind. HAVE A GOLD STAR OF SOME SORT.

I'm surprised it took you this long to revert back to "I don't care what anyone else says or what the actual facts are."

They don't *prove* that your belief is wrong. They simply provide a reason not to believe in it exactly as powerful as your reason to believe in it. If you can't see that to continue beliving in it is insane, then you're insane.

If in the nude ye truly be, answer ye these questions three:

1. I walk on three legs in the morning, two legs in the evening, and four legs at night. What am I?
2. Uncles and nephews I have none, but this man's grandfather is my dad's uncle's son. Who is in the picture?
3. (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail?

But can't you see that the reason provided by your faith is 'cancelled out' by the reason not to believe in it provided by a Muslim's faith?: