Re: love song by <~>	16-Aug-02/12:19 PM
-=Dark_Angel=- does not have an alter ego. In fact, some might say he has quite the reverse...
Re: Pissing Rant by brazen	16-Aug-02/12:32 PM
"Fuck off you fucking pirate" wins the First Annual -=Dark_Angel=- Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence (the other guy who nearly won it failed to confirm certain details). horus8, think of your own imaginary vessel of praise that isn't an award, you fagin.
regarding some deleted poem...	16-Aug-02/12:34 PM
I'd also just like to add that, even if you are in 7th grade, your poemes are still shit. The defense of "I'm in 7th grade, so treat me fairly" only works if you admit that they aren't amazing poemes, which you have repeatedly failed to do. I would also like to add that you are on poemranker's official list of total morons. How can I see this list? you ask yourself! I can't tell you! It's for priveleged members only!! Have a good one!!!
Re: dorm life by unknown	16-Aug-02/12:42 PM
What, in College?! You, sir, are a scoundrel and a mountebank! I suggest that you pack up your things and leave at once. As for the poeme, my opinion is that there are far, far too many 'young women' who think that a) faux-kissing another young woman for a dare is sexy, b) that it is original, c) that it is at all daring, d) that it is meaningful, and e) there isn't an e), because a) to d) were so great. It is not weird. Just depressing. But hey, that's just my opinion! Have a good one!
Re: Waiting For You To Call (vulgar language) by PK	16-Aug-02/12:45 PM
This poeme contains so many instances of the word 'fucking' that it actually pulls itself back from the precipice of adolescent turmoil. I especially like the second verse. I do not like the third and fourth verses, though. Consider replacing them with 'You stupid fucking bitch/You fucking, fucking bitch/You fucking fucking fucking fucking/fucking fucking bitch.
Re: love song by <~>	16-Aug-02/1:15 PM
horus8: Did you write the lyrics to 'Comfort Eagle' by Cake? Which of their songs did you write lyrics for? Or have you simply turned our beloved poemeranker into a House of Lies?
regarding some deleted poem...	16-Aug-02/4:10 PM
Hey charlatan! How's it going? Great! Good to hear it! If you are the same person as SkateBoardGurl5799, why did SkateBoardGurl5799 comment on one of your poemes? Do you find it comforting to compliment your own work? Who is SkaterGurlWithIssuez? Another of your usernames? GREEDY! You claimed that you only had two usernames. Yet again you lie. You lie and I have to be merciful for those who lie. Those nabobs. I hate them. I do hate them.
Re: love song by <~>	16-Aug-02/4:31 PM
poemeranker fuck no poetandknowit the music of bands that seem to write the same song over and over again is for two kinds of people: adolescents and monomaniacs. I cannot defend the tastes of the first, and even the second, but equally I cannot condemn the second. For often do our finer moments in life come from a short or sustained bout of monomania? How many times have you obsessed over something and therein gained the greatest satisfaction? I have done so many times. Of course, obsession has equal love for disappointment; but is not the lowest Hell nothing when placed next to highest Heaven? When something worms and lodges into that part of your brain labeled 'special', there's no way to avoid obsessing on it, or at least falling into a sort of stupor when presented with anything to do with it. And I believe it's commonly said that obsessions form in childhood. So blame not the people who listen to this music, nor those who create it, but the despicable parents who allow their children to find such FILTH special.
regarding some deleted poem...	16-Aug-02/4:34 PM
I am not 45. You, Sir, are a cad.
Re: esopus creek by unknown	16-Aug-02/4:40 PM
I'd drop the second line (lol! "I thank you"). Or at least change it. I don't think fish 'wriggle'. I'm also not too sure about the part about the saplings 'trying to reach up'. I'm not sure that writing about saplings struggling to grow is very relevant. Though I suppose if it helps describe the scene then leave it. I don't know really. Other than that I thought it was quite a good poeme.
Re: fear by pitchblackdisaster	16-Aug-02/4:47 PM
Honestly "fbab"... you write a poeme about thoughts that dwell deep, try to capture people, and are fear itself, and you claim it's not about Cthuluhulhllulhuhuhlu? For shame!
Re: clementines by roses are read	16-Aug-02/4:48 PM
i i i i i what devon? Come on the TANKARD IS EMISARRY.
Re: fear by pitchblackdisaster	16-Aug-02/4:50 PM
I'm going t o explod. How fucl did AHP Loveasctyf think of all that a
regarding some deleted poem...	16-Aug-02/4:56 PM
You are henceforth banned from using any of the following words in an Haiku: Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter. If you do not comply with my wishes, I will be contacting your parents forthwith! Good day to you, Sir!
regarding some deleted poem...	17-Aug-02/5:59 PM
not telling
Re: ''*Night*'' by youngweirdo	17-Aug-02/6:03 PM
THIS POEME IS SURE SCARY!!!!!!!!!
Re: Black Buns by Bachus	18-Aug-02/10:02 AM
checkmate I believe!
Re: uh oh by evergreen	18-Aug-02/10:05 AM
Yeah LOL! nice 1! It's so cool to get drunk! Woiiiiiii beer! Nice one lads!
regarding some deleted poem...	19-Aug-02/8:59 AM
Interesting point------- but for fuck's sake, don't you think it's been made before?
regarding some deleted poem...	19-Aug-02/10:56 AM
I'd like to suggest the following changes to your poeme: There was a young fellow named Dave / Who dug up a prostitutes grave / She was was moldy as shit / And had only one tit / But think of the money he'd save. As you can see, the new version scans better and the last line actually rhymes correctly. Good day.