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20 most recent comments by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. (1121-1140)

regarding some deleted poem... 15-Dec-02/9:11 AM
Thine buttocks shalt remain Forever hidden, lest their nudity bring forth an vile torrent of filth that shall swamp the land and bring weeping and gnashing of teeth to the blessed Children of Abraham.

Lev 18:7
regarding some deleted poem... 15-Dec-02/9:31 AM
May I suggest...

An alternate reality has captured me
Coerced me from the comforts and warmth once known.
Soft whispers of wealth and adventure
Are sometimes drowned by the cries of my buttocks.
Familiar faces become blurred through watery stools
And memories are more difficult to grasp
As this sea of revolting Mexican 'foods' washes over me.
Re: The Dance by Quarton 19-Dec-02/5:35 PM
I think you'll find that the plural form of "supernova" is "supernovae". Good day to you, Sir!
Re: A christmas thought by keatsImnot 20-Dec-02/12:10 PM
Great job censoring your comments! Afterall, it is far better to delete the truth than to face up to it.

"On that day many will say to Me, 'Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in Your Name, and cast out demons in Your Name, and do many mighty works in Your Name?' And then will I declare to them, 'I never knew you; depart from Me, you evildoers.'" - Jesu
Re: lost by Katie 21-Dec-02/10:32 AM
change the last word to 'beak'
Re: Things by Quarton 26-Dec-02/1:29 PM
Ask yourself this: How can something that intentionally spends its entire life in the nude be sentient?
Re: Excommunication by inch of candle - Jesus wants me for a bum ream. An narrative in so many verses that madam palms readings have been savarlay curtailed by ==Doylum 29-Dec-02/7:24 AM
Did you know that Noah took a vine with him on the ark. When the floods subsided, he planted a vineyard and drank of the wine and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent. And Ham, one of Noah's sons, saw the nakedness of his father and told his two brothers with delight! His brothers returned to the tent with a garment and covered Noah with their faces turned so that they would not see their father's nudity. And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what Ham had done unto him. And he said, Cursed be Canaan, Son of Ham; a server of servants shall he be unto his brethren!
regarding some deleted poem... 29-Dec-02/4:15 PM
If only my stained quilt was as charming as yours. Why, just this very morn Quilt refused to engage the Automatic Lubrication Harness in order to perform my daily Embrowning Ritual! Needless to say, such impertinence is simply unbearable to a Gentleman of my Grace and Splendour. Good day to you, Sir!
Re: Mangled by Carvaceous 29-Dec-02/4:22 PM
Puppeteer *IS* vile
Re: When I wake... by Topaz Servias 29-Dec-02/4:26 PM
You want to see her wipe?
Re: A Short Letter by Ranger 29-Dec-02/4:36 PM
You wish you were Chaucer? Have you ever read Chaucer? The buggere can't spelle to save his life!!!!!!!11 lol! lmao! rotfl! HYUK HYUK! asl?
Re: Blues by Christof 30-Dec-02/4:12 AM
Think. Feel. Explore.
Re: Some Things by Christof 30-Dec-02/4:13 AM
you like the word 'pucker'
Re: Lovers leave their marks by scitz 30-Dec-02/4:17 AM
Great use of 'look' to rhyme with 'book'!!!
regarding some deleted poem... 30-Dec-02/4:21 AM
lol!
regarding some deleted poem... 31-Dec-02/10:45 AM
I wish I felt strongly about things.
regarding some deleted poem... 31-Dec-02/10:53 AM
This is not your finest work, but it is still a
Re: this one is for Jon by tstormer 31-Dec-02/11:00 AM
I think what you've done there is confused "poetry" with "prose". It's an easy mistake to make. 10!!!
Re: Ode to -=Dick_Angle=- by Bobjim the II 31-Dec-02/11:03 AM
-=Unperceptive_and_forumlaic=-
Re: haunter of the dark by razorgrin 1-Jan-03/12:31 AM
This reminds me of that "hamish hamish bo-bamish fanafanafo-famish me-mi-mo-mamish: hamish" thing, except it would be impossible to do with Nyarlathotep. AAAA+++++ WOULD BUY AGAIN.


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