on some deleted poem
18 Feb 2004, 5:39 PM
You speak of freedom as if 'twere free. But a butler's freedom comes at a terrible price. Observe...
Free by -=Dark_Angel=-
Lurking in your master's study
Straining with your cheeks so ruddy
Bulging with a swollen prize
Laughing as your master cries
Wearing not your special diaper
Taking off your auto-wiper
Knowing well your bow'ls are naughty
Leaking past the age of forty
Breaking stool upon a chair
Caring not if people stare
Reaching for another wipe
Soiling it with one foul swipe
Smiling bum is not yet done
Bulging with another one
Dumping it upon the floor
Cleaning up - your final chore
Shov'ling stools into a cart
Wailing not as they depart
Coiling more whene'er you please
Balming them with ev'ry squeeze
Feeling separate from the world
Knowing that you've over-curled
Swimming in a land of cack
How wonderful to just get back!
Free by -=Dark_Angel=-
Lurking in your master's study
Straining with your cheeks so ruddy
Bulging with a swollen prize
Laughing as your master cries
Wearing not your special diaper
Taking off your auto-wiper
Knowing well your bow'ls are naughty
Leaking past the age of forty
Breaking stool upon a chair
Caring not if people stare
Reaching for another wipe
Soiling it with one foul swipe
Smiling bum is not yet done
Bulging with another one
Dumping it upon the floor
Cleaning up - your final chore
Shov'ling stools into a cart
Wailing not as they depart
Coiling more whene'er you please
Balming them with ev'ry squeeze
Feeling separate from the world
Knowing that you've over-curled
Swimming in a land of cack
How wonderful to just get back!
on The Angry Bush by wilco
19 Feb 2004, 2:04 PM
I feel this could be improved by substituting the final line for one ending in 'eyes'.
on Goodbye by Sunshine Conkey
21 Feb 2004, 10:57 AM
Goodbye (Free verse) by Sunshine Conkey
Maybe someday he'll find true love
Just know "sunshine" will be watching from above.
Angel (Free verse) by Butterfly1120
She to me is an angel.
One sent from up above.
Here to give, and not recieve,
someone with so much love.
The meaning of Love (Free verse) by The Slender Blade
What is this?
An angel in heaven?
No, this is love,
From the skies above.
Child of my Buttocks (Lyric) by -=Dark_Angel=-
For Jesu's legendary scorn
Is pitiful, and flawed by Love.
The greatest anguish from Above
Song For My Soulmate (Lyric) by John K
Have you ever seen to people madly in love?
They've been given a gift from their God above.
Forbidden Love (Ode) by crystal lane swift
I know He is watching from above,
Is our moment all a dream?
Why must this be a forbidden love?
Am I Good Enough? (Free verse) by crystal lane swift
I want nothing more than for you to return my love.
I write pretty lines for you about the heavens above.
An Angel (Lyric) by broken_wing11
An angel walked thru the gates today
Into His heavens up above
An angel has been blessed
She left us with her love
A.E.G. (Free verse) by nowhereman
How can you say you feel no love
for me, I hold you so high above
Maybe someday he'll find true love
Just know "sunshine" will be watching from above.
Angel (Free verse) by Butterfly1120
She to me is an angel.
One sent from up above.
Here to give, and not recieve,
someone with so much love.
The meaning of Love (Free verse) by The Slender Blade
What is this?
An angel in heaven?
No, this is love,
From the skies above.
Child of my Buttocks (Lyric) by -=Dark_Angel=-
For Jesu's legendary scorn
Is pitiful, and flawed by Love.
The greatest anguish from Above
Song For My Soulmate (Lyric) by John K
Have you ever seen to people madly in love?
They've been given a gift from their God above.
Forbidden Love (Ode) by crystal lane swift
I know He is watching from above,
Is our moment all a dream?
Why must this be a forbidden love?
Am I Good Enough? (Free verse) by crystal lane swift
I want nothing more than for you to return my love.
I write pretty lines for you about the heavens above.
An Angel (Lyric) by broken_wing11
An angel walked thru the gates today
Into His heavens up above
An angel has been blessed
She left us with her love
A.E.G. (Free verse) by nowhereman
How can you say you feel no love
for me, I hold you so high above
on Crash & burn by Sunshine Conkey
21 Feb 2004, 11:03 AM
This is a disastrous poeme. It fails utterly. You fail. -10-
on some deleted poem
21 Feb 2004, 1:02 PM
Is it indecent to eat the navel of a navel orange if the navel is so distended that it composes two-thirds of the orange's mass?
on Gods Musician: Grave Digger by SupremeDreamer
22 Feb 2004, 7:16 AM
I thought this was going to be a celebration of the 80s metal band 'Grave Digger'. Fuck you.
on some deleted poem
22 Feb 2004, 9:19 AM
on The Niche by Fear of Garbage
23 Feb 2004, 12:51 AM
A masterpiece from the "so incoherent it must be beautiful" school. -bow'ls-
on Windows and Mirrors by fire blade
23 Feb 2004, 1:00 AM
Delightfully inquisitive! -0-
-10-
-10-
on 4 walls by tralala42001
23 Feb 2004, 1:09 AM
and i coiled off a 25 pounder
on some deleted poem
23 Feb 2004, 8:50 AM
You ought to be inserted into a beefburger and compressed.
on Inevitable by _iamtwilight_
23 Feb 2004, 9:19 AM
Rewrite this from the perspective of a lobster. [8 marks]
on some deleted poem
24 Feb 2004, 4:06 PM
Why do you continue to smear these offerings all over poemeranker like a crusted tramp leaving brownly marks upon a scrambled egg?
on Amateur excavators by darkshark
25 Feb 2004, 6:15 AM
jow'ls
on Good King Brownceslas by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
25 Feb 2004, 9:49 AM
To be sung bois'trously in Church, lewdly accomp'nied by the following tune:
http://www.cyberhymnal.org/htm/g/o/goodk
http://www.cyberhymnal.org/htm/g/o/goodk
on I don't wanna be me by AskittlesK
26 Feb 2004, 4:56 AM
There's already a shit Type 0 Negative song called this. I suggest you cram a piano into your mouth and then punch a beehive.
on some deleted poem
26 Feb 2004, 5:13 AM
Kvite good, so...
on Red by AskittlesK
26 Feb 2004, 8:45 AM
Beautiful... simply beautiful.
on Their Little Girl 2 by AskittlesK
27 Feb 2004, 4:01 PM
question... why did u put question... why did u put There's already a shit Type 0 Negative song called this. I suggest you cram a piano into your mouth and then punch a beehive.
on one of my poems... i wrote this poem myself.. i looked it up and yes there is a song called Don't Wanna Be Me but its not the same song.. not even close.. i just thought i'd tell you this...
on one of my poemes... do u not no that u can reply to a comment on the same page... i just thought i'd tell you this...
on one of my poems... i wrote this poem myself.. i looked it up and yes there is a song called Don't Wanna Be Me but its not the same song.. not even close.. i just thought i'd tell you this...
on one of my poemes... do u not no that u can reply to a comment on the same page... i just thought i'd tell you this...
But the swollen knee,
He's Jesu.