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20 most recent comments by T. Jonathron Remp (61-80) and replies

Re: mary by winniss 29-Jul-08/8:16 PM
PRETTY GOOD
Re: A List of Names Worth Listing by SupremeDreamer 29-Jul-08/8:16 PM
SHUT UP
Re: Soulless Circle by Tyler J. Mancini 28-Jul-08/7:54 PM
This is not a haiku, this is something my neighbor's elderly aunt vomited up after eating spoiled green tomatoes
Re: Someone took... by Tyler J. Mancini 28-Jul-08/7:52 PM
I would probably go ahead and recommend not writing poetry ever
Re: Win, Win, Lose, Lose by Dovina 25-Jul-08/12:07 PM
Lose, Lose, Lose, Fail
Re: Almost Alone by sliver 25-Jul-08/12:04 PM
I stopped reading halfway through.
Re: Ashes Of Me by Tyler J. Mancini 25-Jul-08/12:11 AM
GOD YOU SUCK WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I LIKED IT A LOT
Re: Fuck stupid chemistry labs by jauser 20-Jun-08/11:11 AM
More like this
Re: While waiting for someone to check in my cars by INTRANSIT 17-Oct-07/12:47 AM
A slice of time. A 17 calorie slice of time, a thin, carbohydrate-free slice of time. A trans-fat free, utterly nutritionally void slice of time. ~10~
Re: The Friendship Storm by x0lovelylarnx0 17-Oct-07/12:45 AM
The word "separate" is the strongest word in this poem, thank you. Cheers and beers, and welcome to Area 6, secret hideout.
Re: a comment on It destroyed my life by T. Jonathron Remp 19-Apr-06/6:38 PM
MY FEELINGS ARE VALID AND YOU CAN'T CONTROL ME
Re: a comment on ~PROM MEANS 2 ME~ by T. Jonathron Remp 28-Feb-06/1:56 PM
This is QUITE a sestina. The definition of sestina provided by kaolin fire is wrong. Sestina comes from the Latin root Sest- meaning to Sustain, and a connecting -i, with -na verbal form suffix, all together meaning to be Sustained. If it did not shout out from my beautiful sestina itself, I will rephrase: My pain, as suffered, did QUITE sustain, terbenaw, and I do hope that goes without further interpretation, by golly. I've heard other blashpemes accusing my sestina poem as something called an Acrostic. This is such not the case. Look no further than the Latin roots forming the word Acrostic: Acro-, meaning above, or beyond; Sti- meaning a Stick; and -c, adverjection forming suffix; all together, meaning One Whom Flogs. I don't see any evidence of flogging in my poem, outside of the heart pains and other wrenching of organs of arbitrary traditional function. Be it as it might, without the proper instrumentation for you knowing any other so, I will take this opportunity to remind your Soul that I have IN FACT published the above manuscription in song format, and your transductional radio appendage will soon hear for you its radio waves and flap for you the necessary air pressure fluctuations GOOD DAY MISSUS.
Re: a comment on leah by T. Jonathron Remp 29-Nov-05/10:35 PM
I'm trying to figure out what sort of neurological damage results in such acute comma neglect. I haven't seen such precise coup-countercoup sheering since my maid hit her head on the sunroom entryway filigree and lost the ability to make puns involving kitchen utensils.
Re: Tough Love by Crann Mascher 21-Nov-05/8:33 PM
10 for meretriciousness
Re: a comment on leah by T. Jonathron Remp 21-Nov-05/8:28 PM
!--.,,!!!!,,.;,,;,?:,,/.,.!:..
Re: a comment on leah by T. Jonathron Remp 21-Nov-05/8:12 PM
Cranberry Manishevitz: never scared of ALChemy again shall i be, for you are the undulating shag carpet beneath my bottom, and for you i scoot, the triennial scoot, and slide among the others, to make the shag carpet all go in one direction just in this one part of the room for me and you, so that one year, when your shag grows dull, and my bottom becomes chapped and fearful once again of ALChemy (notwithstanding my previous commitment), we might plop, together, and run our hands atop the carpet to produce gustatory synaesthetia, that will entertain us beyond our final transduction
Re: a comment on leah by T. Jonathron Remp 20-Nov-05/11:00 AM
lol you're right. that's what i get for writing it in 2 minutes with no edit
Re: a comment on ~PROM MEANS 2 ME~ by T. Jonathron Remp 6-Nov-05/6:53 PM
Thanks for the tip!
Re: Dear George Bush by scitz 2-Nov-05/4:44 PM
Everyboudy knouws that douring the American War Against the Hounourable King, us English were fighting for the rights of woumen, the blind, schooul children, and the ineluctable right to play Checkeurs the day befoure and afteur the Christiaun Sabbauth. You American fools deserve to be destrouyed!
Re: The Queen Mums Teeth by scitz 2-Nov-05/4:38 PM
(sorry if this sucks it was written while Return of the jedi was on
pause, the ewoks are kicking ass, gotta go)


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