scitz
on A Kiss Beneath The Blossom Tree by Caducus
28 Sep 2004, 6:35 AM
sweet
Shhh I'm coming home.
Two in the bud;
One in the mud.
Two in the gash;
One in the trash.
Two in the shooter
One in the pooter
Two in the fruity
One in the booty
Two in the snatch
One in the hatch
Two in the thrill
One in the grill
Two in the parter
One in the farter
Two in the tunnel
One in the chunnel
Two in the sponge
One in the grunge
Two in the fish
One in the dish
Two in the naughty
One in the potty
Two if she swallows
One if she don't
Two in the bush
One in the tush
Two and a tongue
One just for fun
Two in the lap
One in the trap
Pull a movie reversal on her. Walk up, slap her across the face,(don't knock her teeth out or anything) then kiss her.
Make sure she doesn't have a boyfriend first.
Good to see you again, Mr P. Darfur/Pollack. Primo.
Just the info line. The rest of it is wonderful.
my bad.
Nope. Not cuba. Just Baltimore.
Big chicken farm. Really big. Supports three state area.
Helicopter.
Long rhymes with "strong" in the next stanza.
Where ya bin? Haven't heard from ya in a while. Thought maybe you drove your truck to Cuba or something. How'd you get the plane down at the chicken farm?
Two in the niche
One in the pinch
wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
replying on The Shocker (or "Where to put your fingers") by Tits
27 Sep 2004, 11:55 AM
Two in the cress;
One in the mess.
Two in the goo;
One in the poo.
Two in the flap;
One in the crap.
dreams like the many ,too many outside the few, dying away with the days, you struck a good score on this to your name , how void is our lives.
One was just making the point that to prove good poets make good critics requires one to name good poets and not good critics. You requested me to name a good critic. Irrelevant!
ps-your ps was the most needlessly complicated sentence ever.