Fabulous. Fabulous. Fabulously bad.

Quite OK I suppose.

Very fine and wondrous. But a bit bollocky.

Not all that bad. For drivel, it's good.

I made a typo in my comment. I meant "talented".

I repeat: "Do you always delete comments before you reply to them?" If you want feedback here, get with the fricking program!!!

Dovina, This was an unexpected journey down memory lane. Very sweet and nostalgic. It touched me enough to give my Dad a call! Good work.

This is one of the finest things I have read on this site: funny, original, true and (above all) unpleasant. That is what I cherish. You will enjoy my own sublime poetry. 10/10.

Well, this doesn't deserve a 1, even if does have some problems. I've voted higher that it deserves just to average out Edna, who hasn't a clue. I don't know how she bellowed from morrows, which are future days.

Excellent. I loathe Scotch eggs but like their shape. However on a technical point: they are not testicle shaped (unless your experience with nuts is more limited than mine). Which I doubt. Do try my own tasty bollocky poems.

Not as good as your vulgar poems but literate an interesting. It seems we two are tye most telanted people here so I bid you welcome. Have you tried www.allpoetry.com? You would be a good addition there too. Remember to read all my poems or a fate worse than death may overtake you.

The standard of limerick-writing here is f*cking abysmal, yet this is not at all bad. Not excellent (see my own wondrous limericks) but good. I would give it 10 except I haven't the faintest idea what "spooge" means. I suppose I could google it but why waste my time? Do you mean splooge? Or spunk?

This poem obviously carries much emotion with it...which you can do a lot with. I think you managed to pinpoint a lot of emotion dead-on, if you will, but there were a few things I wanted to point out to you: -L2: "paper cuts"?? -L5: Nice -L10: I didn't understand how malaise could be a friend?? -Last line: I thought you could end with more emotion, more grasp on the heart of your theme, in my personal opinion. ~Sunny

Well done limerick. I think the Buddhiistic choice is a bit of a confusion, to me at least, not speculating you are speaking of Christianity at all due to the low caps, but I still don't know where it came from. I loved the second stanza due to your raw imagery, but I have to say (and I am fully aware you are you might very well be more wise than I in this poetic world, but...) I don't think this well done poem should be composed as a limerick. Free verse. Limericks are for the jolly's. That is not the tone I got from this, just my opinion. Overall, very impressive. Powerful. ~Sunny

Quite amusing I suppose. Some funny little words inckuded which are quite funny.

Pules? Pules? You deserve a 6 for that, but the rest is so bad I'll cut it back to a 1/10.

I assume you are a teenager. How are your spots today?

Wordy but amusing in its own way.

Quite imaginative. My sympathy that you have a mentally defective criminal oik for a political leader.

Sod your verruca.